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<center><big><big><big><big><span style="color: yellow;">'''Welcome to the Trollpasta Wiki!'''</span></big></big></big></big></center>
<center><span style="color: white;"><big>{{Quote|Trollpasta Wiki is a wiki about trollpasta. wuld u like fries wit dat???!?!?!!?!?!#?!??!$%$^?t/hregd9 ihetdyujserzt9xi8yhet|Dronian, founder of Trollpasta Wiki}}</big></span></center><br />
<center><span style="color: white;"><big>Hosting {{NUMBEROFARTICLES}} pastas since July 2011.</big></span></center><br />
<center><span style="color: white;"><big>Please be sure to read [[Trollpasta Wiki:The Rules|<span style="color:yellow;">'''the rules'''</span>]] before you submit anything!</big></span></center><br />
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<center>[[Trollpasta Wiki:New Stories|<span style="color: yellow;">New Stories]] <span style="color: white;">•</span> [[Trollpasta Wiki:Recently Edited Pages|<span style="color: yellow;">New Edits]] <span style="color: white;">•</span> [[Trollpasta Wiki:Editing 101|<span style="color: yellow;">Editing 101</span>]] <span style="color: white;">•</span> [[Trollpasta Wiki:Genre Listing|<span style="color: yellow;">Category List</span>]] <span style="color: white;">•</span> [[Trollpasta Wiki:Writing a Trollpasta: Do's and Don'ts|<span style="color: yellow;">Do's and Don'ts</span>]] <span style="color: white;">•</span> [[Trollpasta Wiki:Trollpasta Clichés|<span style="color: yellow;">Clichés List</span>]] <span style="color: white;">•</span> [[Trollpasta Wiki:List of POTM and FOTM Winners|<span style="color: yellow;">POTM Archive</span>]] <span style="color: white;">•</span> [[Special:WikiForum|<span style="color: yellow;">Forums</span></center></div></div>]]
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<center><big><big><big>'''Trollpasta Is Back!'''</big></big></big></center>
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From 2011 to 2018, the Trollpasta Wiki brought joy to readers and writers all around the internet, with some even forming long-lasting friendships thanks to the wiki. For that, <span class="plainlinks">[https://creepypasta.fandom.com/f/p/3341835493704233682 many expressed great sadness when the wiki was unexpectedly shut down in August 2018]</span>. But we're now back up and running on a new platform!
Those who fondly remembered Trollpasta Wiki can once again relive the nostalgic joy of browsing the site for pastas. Nearly every page from the old wiki is available to read, from the Trollpasta classics to Creepypasta fails, it's all there intact for your reading pleasure. Several improvements have also been made to the site which makes accessing pastas easier (and funner) than ever. Welcome back, Trollpasta.
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<center><big><big><big>'''What Is "Trollpasta"?'''</big></big></big></center>
Trollpastas are a sub-genre of creepypasta stories that are occasionally written with intentionally poor grammar and cliched plot devices for comedic effect. Trollpastas will commonly poke fun at infamous Creepypasta cliches, varying from haunted game/file stories, to lost episode stories, to simply horrific amalgamations of Internet memes and [[:Category:MARY SUE ALERT|Mary Sues]]/bad OC's pertaining to cliched creepypasta. Many trollpastas heavily use established [[TROLLPASTA CHARACTERS|Trollpasta characters]] as satirical devices, primarily [[:Category:EVIL PATRIXXX|EVIL PATRIXXX]].
While this site primarily hosts trollpastas, [[:Category:Bad Creepypasta|bad Creepypastas]] that failed to adhere to the Creepypasta Wiki's quality standards are also hosted here, forever held in a position of censure and humiliation from Trollpasta and Creepypasta fans alike.
... Or in simple person talk, it's a site about goofy stories.
<center>''Visit the [[Trollpasta Wiki:Questions and Answers|Q&A]] page for more questions and answers.''</center></div>
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<center><big><big><big>'''Start Reading'''</big></big></big></center>
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<center><big><big><big><span style="color: yellow;"><b>Featured Pastas</b></span></big></big></big></center>
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|width="160"|[[File:Trollpasta-logo.png|90px|link=Castlevania]]'''[[Castlevania|<span style="color: darkblue;">Castlevania</span>]]'''<br><big><b>• • •</b></big><br \><small>''"I couldn't save Simon from the horror and I can't save myself from it either."''</small>
|width="160"|[[File:Trollpasta-logo.png|90px|link=Donkey Kong Country Lost Episode: Bluster's a Mafia Boss]]<br \>'''[[Donkey Kong Country Lost Episode: Bluster's a Mafia Boss|<span style="color: darkblue;">Donkey Kong Country Lost Episode: Bluster's a Mafia Boss</span>]]'''<br><big><b>• • •</b></big></span><br \><small>''"By the end I was flabbergasted. You couldn't make this shit up. "''</small>
|width="160"|[[File:Trollpasta-logo.png|90px|link=Scott The Woz Lost Episode]]<br \>'''[[Scott The Woz Lost Episode|<span style="color: darkblue;">Scott The Woz Lost Episode</span>]]'''<br><big><b>• • •</b></big></span><br \><small>''"I saw Scott Wozniak break in through my window, and storm to my refrigerator."''</small>
|width="160"|[[File:Trollpasta-logo.png|90px|link=STARFOX 6664]]<br \>'''[[STARFOX 6664|<span style="color: darkblue;">STARFOX 6664</span>]]'''<br><big><b>• • •</b></big></span><br \><small>''"red smoke came out of the system and formed the shape of a skull, Probably My Skull!!!"''</small>
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|width="160"|[[File:Creepypasta-button.png|90px|link=Hope Is Lost]]<br \>'''[[Hope Is Lost|<span style="color: darkred;">Hope Is Lost</span>]]'''<br><big><b>• • •</b></big><br \><small>''"You ask for forgiveness from me? Do you take me as your God..?"''</small>
|width="160"|[[File:Creepypasta-button.png|90px|link=Unaired Regular Show Episode]]<br \>'''[[Unaired Regular Show Episode|<span style="color: darkred;">Unaired Regular Show Episode
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|width="160"|[[File:Creepypasta-button.png|90px|link=Croc Game]]<br \>'''[[Croc Game|<span style="color: darkred;">Croc Game</span>]]'''<br><big><b>• • •</b></big><br \><small>''"I finally hit the power button, and proceeded to vomit all over the floor,"''</small>
|width="160"|[[File:Creepypasta-button.png|90px|link=Jeff Vs Freddy Krueger]]<br \>'''[[Jeff Vs Freddy Krueger|<span style="color: darkred;">Jeff Vs Freddy Krueger</span>]]'''<br><big><b>• • •</b></big><br \><small>''"all Freddy can see in Jeff's black eyes is Pain….and Death."''</small>
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