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“OH"OH SHIT, TIS IS SO HYPE, I CAN PLAY
TETRIS NOW”NOW" I yelled in glee.
 
When the game started off, there was
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continued on like this for three hours, then I messed up and got a game ogre.
 
“ARRRRG"ARRRRG, I HATE YOU FU KING GAME
FROM THE BOTTOM OF HELL ITSELF”ITSELF" I screamed at the top of my lungs in a blind
fury. I then hit new game and started ogre again.
 
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I was furious that my favorite game
would kill people I don’tdon't like! I told the computer “Bring"Bring them back to life
right now”now".
 
The text box read [NO, YOU PIECE OF
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MORE DAVE]
 
“My"My name is
not Dave you stupid computer”computer" I yelled.
 
I tried to get up, but I was stuck
to my chair. My hands were brought to the keyboard, and forced to play Tetris.
A boss health bar appeared at the top of the screen, and some blocks started to
fall. After several blocks fell, I saw a picture of Barrack Obama’sObama's face coming
down the screen.
 
“Noo"Noo, I don’tdon't want to slay Obama”Obama" I
yelled.
 
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by a tent.
 
“Oh"Oh ho ho
ho, I found you weakness”weakness" I said in glee.
 
[no you haven’thaven't]
replied the computer.
 
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Then another text box appeared, it
read [No, I will not let you win, you horrid abomination of hell]. Then Obama’sObama's
head floated into focus [Come on boy, we shall work together to destroy this
thing].
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it off] said  Obama.
 
“But"But Obama, wont you die to”to" I
asked.
 
[do not worry about me, think of all
you will save. And besides, I’MI'M F***KING INVINCIBAL] yelled Obama.
 
With that I made the president
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computer and pointed at me.
 
"YOU...HAVENT...SEEN...ANYTHING.......YET...ARRRRRRRGGGGGGG"
“YOU…HAVENT…SEEN…ANYTHING…….YET…ARRRRRRRGGGGGGG”
he said ans he exploded in an enourmus collauge of color.
 
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