That ONE time David tried cooking: Difference between revisions
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So there was this guy named David or some shit and he was all like, "Lol, I should cook spaghetti, even though I
That is exactly what David did, make spaghetti. However, he must have added too much mustard because the spaghetti came alive! And it was all like, "Why did you add grape juice to spaghetti?!"
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Spaghetti then turned into a demon and went after Suzy or was it Susan… Whatever, who cares what her name was. All you need to know is that the spaghetti killed her in a very brutal and bloody way.
Then the spaghetti had a demon baby or something. It then ate the baby, which for some reason was a ravioli? Yeah, I
Spaghetti then went out and had coffee at Starbucks, but the barista messed up its latte, so he ate her too, no not sexually you pervs. He literally ate her like she was a strawberry jelly sandwich. Then the spaghetti exploded, no wait
(I don't own this story, a friend wrote it a while ago and it was on a flash drive she gave me. I asked and she let me put it where I thought it belonged, this seemed like the right thing at the time...)
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