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We found this tape on some decomposed corpses. The bodies appear to be in ample condition for a lasagna, but we couldn't find any other use for them. We found traces of semen in their bloodstream.
Here's how it goes:
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"I first met this guy three years ago at the local garage sale event. This creepy old man was sitting there with a pile of old video games, TV shows, movies, game consoles, and other things of more questionable nature that we will not state here because the last thing we want is an NSFW Trollpasta. Anyways, I approached him and asked for a Nintendurr Sixty Pour and some games. He smiled weirdly and said "it's free... but only on one condition..."
"Ten minutes later I had my tongue up his nose and licked his brain with intense passion till it got all covered in grey brain matter. The old man moaned with the added knowledge. He then fingered my left ankle viciously. He fingered it so hard that it popped and got dislocated. We continued activities of similar nature till the sun went down, when he finally slipped the Nintendurr Sixty Pour into my pants.
"'It's got a little extra... something I put in it...'
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(After telling this story, the others in the room tell very similar stories and exchange facts and notes regarding the old man for a really stupidly long time)
"Now that we've finished the first meeting, you may take a cum cookie and leave. We'll have another meeting next Friday."
(The tape ends here)
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THE OLD MAN SAYS "YOU'RE NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111OneOneOneShiftOneShiftOneShitOneAssButtShitOne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111
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