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I was walking down KH alone without my good pal Craig. The bus was late to pick me up. I was scared like shitting my pants as I entered Costa to receive free WI-FI. I was like "Yo Gok wan wanna chill & have a coffee?" Craig's voice became all distorted on the phone. I was fucking scared, and my phone exploded as everyone looked at me like I was a Zong. Just as I went to baby sip my coffee I could not believe that the man outside had ZibZob eyes. I was once told by a wise Sid that I will not be that one today, but I'll be that one tomorrow. No longer working at the paper shop or tossing notes out with Emma. No longer taking bets, I was fucking afraid of being in Costa ALONE. I called 999 on my spare Samdsung drug dealer phone and shouted: "Adam or Ambulance, please help me, Adam or Ambulance".

 

Craig spooked me when he turned up at the glass door, I was shaking and he offered me a Relentless Energy drink. We both took small man sips and wondered when Adam would show. just as I witnessed a flying eggman outside my window, I told Hard Man Craig that I could not take this anymore. This fucking KH shit was impossible to handle. Using my small man boots I kicked the door open. Craig had gotten me a large soup hot chocolate and I thanked him with 'ZF' texted to his big man phone. Two blondes came in and we couldn't believe that they had stalked us. I was like "Yo Gok Wan wanna netflix n' chill?' They were like you 'creep' stop DMing me about Adam's party. I just replied with 'Hi' and walked off with my slender neck hanging down like a fucking little snake.

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