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A collection of very short fictional stories that were all uploaded to 4chan's /x/ board from late 2006 to early 2007, with some dating as far back as 2003. As they're not really worth uploading as their own individual pages, we've decided to make this page to host them instead. The majority of these aren't available anywhere else online, or are difficult to find.
==Creepypastas==
===Coke===
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===The Woman===
There's a weird woman who is a member in a popular webcam site. At exactly 3:12AM EST she comes online to start her live show. The rumor says that there's a scar under the left nipple of this woman and if you stare at it for more than 5 minutes, you will have the most unimaginable lewd nightmares for the next 5 days.
===Pissing Ritual===
When you piss on a huge tree, ask for pardon from the tree. If not your dick gets twice as huge as your head in the morning after. When you piss on a huge boulder, ask for pardon. If not, your first born child will be born stillborn and come back for you later...
===Bush===
There's an abandoned convenience store somewhere in Connecticut. On the basement of this building, you'll find the body of none other than the real George W. Bush preserved in a tank. It's rumored that the president used to be a laboratory chimpanzee that was subject to many horrible experiments and studies of the evolution of mankind.
===Perpetual Motion===▼
In the town of St. James, Missouri, there is a surplus store where the back room is always kept unlocked. Behind one of the shelving units is another door. Behind that door is the secret of perpetual motion. But this secret would destroy you.▼
===Pirates===
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===The Plagiarist===
Once a man thought he could make some money off of stealing creepy stories off of the internet and publishing them in a book. What he didn't realize was that when he looked into the screen, the author of one of these stories was looking back. Every good turn deserves another, and for stealing his story, the watcher stole the plagiarist's skin.
▲===Perpetual Motion===
▲In the town of St. James, Missouri, there is a surplus store where the back room is always kept unlocked. Behind one of the shelving units is another door. Behind that door is the secret of perpetual motion. But this secret would destroy you.
===Funeral Ritual===
After coming from a funeral, don't ask the owners to sprinkle you with clear water. take off all your clothes while under the roof and sleep there for the night. Within seven days the house you visited will be haunted by the spirit of the person whose funeral you attended.
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