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I'm some random guy whom you will probably never meet.
It started on the street I live on.
I came upon it to find a disk.
I go inside and the store clerk was beating his dick behind the desk/counter/shit thing.
"ARE YoU loOKIng FoR ThaT beN DRoWNED ShiT KiD!"
He looked like he hadn't bathed in days, I noticed as he turned around to face me.
He was still in his perpetual state of fap, to which I could relate but at least I could stop sometimes jeezus.
So I got on my computer which surprisingly still worked after all the porn I looked up.
I popped the game into my compuper and attempted to load it up, which was a horrible idea because the cd was so small that it didn't even fit in the fucking drive and almost got lost in my computer.
▲I popped the game into my compuper and attempted to load it up, which was a horrible idea because the cd was so small that it didn't even fit in the fucking drive and almost got lost in my computer. A thought dawned on me, is it really a good idea to load random software from random disks from randoms streets onto my computer for no good reason other that curiousity? Was it really a good idea to do something that is likely to be written about in a horrible creepy pasta with spelling errors galore just because I was curious?
Yes.
I searched the dark depths of the internet and found a sketchy place in the shadey dark alleys of my home town (conveniently, fuck traveling).
"You little shit, I thought I told you to-"
She would have completed her sentence, but she passed out.
I walked down the street and onto the address I had written down.
When I went inside, I realized why it looked familiar.
A hooker led me to his room were he was having a threesome with two mexican guys.
"Ehehehehheh bro I just snorted THREE LINES OF COCAINE YEAHAHAH" He said happily coked up
"So uh, I came by for the-" He cut me off by throwing the GahaayumCube^3 at my skull.
I woke up six hours later and it was dark out.
"Horsefucker" He shouted at me
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I played the game...
I was excited after I put the cd in the console.
The main game loaded up.
The game crashed on me the screen displayed the BSOD.
I then heard a faint sound in the distance as the world melted around me.
"Take that shit to your room," She yelled " I have guests soon"
I got off my fat ass and brought the CubeGameBoxMachine to my room.
Just at that irrational though, a demonic toothy grin popped up on screen.
When the screen went back to normal the game said "YOU DIED" in bloody comic sans.
▲Just at that irrational though, a demonic toothy grin popped up on screen. It revealed its fangs in the millisecond that it appeared. I could recall the glowing red eyes in the sunken sockets on the grotesquely bloody face. It had long sharp fangs that must have been 5 inches. Longer than my dick. It was all purple with matted fur. It looked like a poorly taken care of pet.
When I got up the next morning after a bunch of debilitating nightmares, I saw the beast at my door when I got the mail.
▲When the screen went back to normal the game said "YOU DIED" in bloody comic sans. I cried for a solid six minutes. I then went to 4chan on the /mlp thread.
Thanks to that, I can never play another game ever again.
▲When I got up the next morning after a bunch of debilitating nightmares, I saw the beast at my door when I got the mail. Holy shit did I scream and shit myself in fear. I slam the door and ran to my room in a dickbeat. I must have beaten my dick 100 times before I calmed down.
I'm sorry world.
▲Thanks to that, I can never play another game ever again. I can never look at my pimp the same way. He'd probably bitch slap me. I can never go on the internet again. Thanks to this stupid game, I am going to become a reclusive horsefucking loser for the rest of my lonely existence. I will never leave my room again. As of today, after I stock up on cheetos and adult diapers.
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▲I'm sorry world. I'm sorry fanbase(who). To everyone who cared about me. I must do it, I must go. I must leave now while my pants still have minimal shitstains. Not the hyperrealistic piss. Never again will I touch a Gay^3 360 420 blaze mothufuckah. Not the piss, anything but the piss.
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