The Amazing Love Story of Areis and a Creamy Pudding

All the while this is playing in the background. :3

Sir Areis Lionheart:"Dash, think I'm gonna be with Ruby this time."
Rainbow Dash: "Why?"
Sir Areis Lionheart:"Because I gave you the rainbow crabs, and i dont wanna end up being strapped to your hoof with switchblades on our hands trying to stab each other in a moment of manly 80s goodness. And i certainly dont want no michael jackson interrupting our fight, and ending up being part of a choreography"
Ruby the Dolphin:"Deal with it"
Rainbow Dash:..."I will sue you"
Ruby the Dolphin approaches Dash slowly until their chests press agaisnt each other then makes out hard and deep with Rainbow Dash, BECAUSE THIS NEEDS HOT UNADULTERATED SEX.
Sir Areis Lionheart eats a kitten.
In the corner, The Wizard Experience Starring Meds 2.0 faps rapidly, but it turns out its a cyborg clone, the real meds cums from behind and kicks that cyborgs butt!.
Sir Areis Lionheart grew up into a nice healthy young woman.
Rainbow Dash grew a penis and had a baby MEDS 3.0 with Ruby.
WildViper009 came out of nowhere!!!
Suddendly the cast of Jershey Whore came from the TV and harrased Areis's mates, but then Areis stepped in and shot a ball of fire from his crotch.