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Line 1: {{AN\| This humorous story is dedicated to my late father (I encourage everyone to get colonoscopies and other check-ups) who had an interesting sense of humor.}} The old man set down his glass. “I was in the peat bog earlier. I saw it.”▼ ▲The old man set down his glass. “I"I was in the peat bog earlier. I saw it.”" His friend gaped. “You mean…”▼ ▲His friend gaped. ~~“You~~"You ~~mean…”~~mean..." “Yes. The Banshee of Connacht. She looked just like they say she does. She had a ragged dress, long, tangled locks of green hair, and bloodshot eyes. I was behind a bush gathering some peat when I saw her approach. I knelt down and watched her. She came close enough for me to get a good look at her. Suddenly she screamed and fled.”▼ ▲~~“Yes~~"Yes. The Banshee of Connacht. She looked just like they say she does. She had a ragged dress, long, tangled locks of green hair, and bloodshot eyes. I was behind a bush gathering some peat when I saw her approach. I knelt down and watched her. She came close enough for me to get a good look at her. Suddenly she screamed and fled.”" “She sensed some poor bloke about to die,” offered the friend sadly. ▼ ▲~~“She~~"She sensed some poor bloke about to die,”" offered the friend sadly. The old man slowly shook his head. “No, that wasn’t it.”▼ ▲The old man slowly shook his head. ~~“No~~"No, that ~~wasn’t~~wasn't it.”" ~~“Hmm?”~~ "Hmm?" He grinned. “I was close enough to see her, remember? I saw a dark spot suddenly develop on her dress.”▼ ▲He grinned. “I"I was close enough to see her, remember? I saw a dark spot suddenly develop on her dress.”" The two laughed and the friend agreed, “Yes, I imagine I’d scream too if I peed myself in a cold, windy peat bog!”▼ ▲The two laughed and the friend agreed, ~~“Yes~~"Yes, I imagine ~~I’d~~I'd scream too if I peed myself in a cold, windy peat bog!”" {{by-user\|Raidra}} [[Category:~~Satire~~Trollpasta]]▼ ~~{{sort\|Banshee of Connacht, The}}~~ [[Category:~~Shok ending~~Satire]]▼ [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] [[Category:Ghoooosts]] [[Category:~~Ghoooosts~~WHAT A TWIST!]] [[Category:Shortpasta]] {{Comments}} ▲[[Category:Shok ending]] ▲[[Category:Satire]]