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The old man set down his glass. "I was in the peat bog earlier. I saw it.”▼
His friend gaped. "You mean…”▼
"Yes. The Banshee of Connacht. She looked just like they say she does. She had a ragged dress, long, tangled locks of green hair, and bloodshot eyes. I was behind a bush gathering some peat when I saw her approach. I knelt down and watched her. She came close enough for me to get a good look at her. Suddenly she screamed and fled.”▼
▲"Yes. The Banshee of Connacht. She looked just like they say she does. She had a ragged dress, long, tangled locks of green hair, and bloodshot eyes. I was behind a bush gathering some peat when I saw her approach. I knelt down and watched her. She came close enough for me to get a good look at her. Suddenly she screamed and fled.
"She sensed some poor bloke about to die,” offered the friend sadly. ▼
The old man slowly shook his head. "No, that wasn’t it.”▼
"Hmm?”▼
He grinned. "I was close enough to see her, remember? I saw a dark spot suddenly develop on her dress.”▼
▲He grinned. "I was close enough to see her, remember? I saw a dark spot suddenly develop on her dress.
The two laughed and the friend agreed, "Yes, I imagine I’d scream too if I peed myself in a cold, windy peat bog!”▼
▲The two laughed and the friend agreed, "Yes, I imagine
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