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I looked at Them. I pondered Them. I wondered why They kept showing up even after I left that house. Were They still wanting to be my protectors or was there a much sinister reason?
 
“What"What do you...?” was as far as I got before the whole scene faded and I was back in my room at the boardinghouse.
 
===Ch. 2—An Explanation===
After enduring this “haunting”"haunting” for several months, I finally had enough. On the advice of a friend, I went to see the old shaman who dwelt at the pigeonary of the Spiral Rock.
 
The shaman turned out to be an old raven, and like many of his kind who inhabited the Faerie Territories, he was highly intelligent as well as versed in the magical arts. He listened silently as I briefly described the dream that kept pestering me. His sharp, piercing gaze made me a tad uncomfortable, as if he was looking right into my soul.
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Finally he cleared his throat and spoke in a grating voice.
 
“You’ve"You’ve been to the Lum House?”
 
I shuffled my feet, feeling a bit uncomfortable to answer. I had left out that part of my story partly out of fear and embarrassment.
 
“Yes"Yes, I did,” I finally replied.
 
“You’re"You’re not the first to have trouble,” the raven told me. “Many"Many people who have rented that house soon moved out. Some like you—within a year or two, some shorter, within a few months. At least five had never made it out. Alive anyway. Perhaps because those five were human. It hates humans, that house.”
 
“It"It hates humans?”
 
“Yes"Yes, especially the ones from the Mortal Territories,” he replied. “Its"Its first resident was from there.”
 
“Yes"Yes, I know,” I muttered. “The"The house owner told me that... he never told me about all the troubles he had with it... or about the deaths.”
 
“It"It has changed hands a lot,” the bird told me, “ever"ever since its first owner went missing.”
 
That I knew already- about the first owner, at least. Perhaps I should start from the very beginning so you have a clue as to what exactly going on.
 
The house that I just mentioned was located in the northeast of Waldachia near the picturesque city of Harnam. I used the term “was”"was” because within six months of leaving that cottage, it mysteriously burned down. Nothing was built in its place, and I wondered if it was either because of the curse or the nearby plague pits.
 
Yes, you heard me right—plague pits... in the Faerie Territories. To be more specific, resulting from the plague bacillus Yersinia pestis, also known as "The Black Death" or the “Bubonic"Bubonic Plague.” Anyone familiar with this disease knows that in just in five years it killed off one-third of Europe's population, approximately 25 million people. And even after this epidemic had claimed millions, smaller outbreaks of the plague continued on for centuries. It wasn’t until the 1600s that the Bubonic Plague began to disappear, and even then, there was a constant fear that "The Black Death" might return.
 
And get this, it even jumped to humanoid species. Even though the Faire Folk cities didn’t have such poor hygiene and sanitation as the rest of medieval Europe, they still were vulnerable due to a lack of immunity to human diseases (most likely due to living in small populations and a decline of protective magic).
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===Ch. 4—Past History===
The owner turned out to be a melancholy man in his early 50s with an unsightly birthmark. He was also co-owner of the inn—The Stork’s Rest-where we were meeting. The man, whose name was Mr. Weiss, explained how he shared ownership and caretaker duties with two other brothers. None of them ever stayed at the property; “too"too dark and woody for their taste” was their explanation. When I asked if the place was for rent, he said yes, but it hadn’t been put on the market yet due to it needing various repairs. Still, he offered to show it to me and we went there.
 
The Lum House, as it was called, was approximately six miles out of town, and it was a very scenic drive. As we turned onto Kjer Road I noticed the area around us was rich with Neolithic and Celto-Liguria relics. Funny how there wasn’t any traffic. I would have expected to see coaches and omni-buses stopped along this curvy road with tourists milling about, snapping pictures. We seemed to be the only people around for miles. Occasionally, I would see signs of civilization—gravel or dirt pathways leading off into shadowy tunnels of trees. I strained to catch a glimpse of the picturesque farm buildings through them. As we came around a bend, the road abruptly gave way to a large clearing surrounded by tangled, wind-twisted trees. I soon noticed a long, gravel drive between the remains of a brick and granite wall, and then I noticed the house.
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===Ch. 5—A Warning===
Eventually, we got to the subject of rent, and Mr. Weiss told me that he would offer a very low price in exchange of any repair jobs I did. He mentioned that the fix-it work was becoming more difficult for him to do what with his inn-keeping business, plus his brothers were now too busy with married life to deal with “yearly"yearly improvements.”
 
I was both relieved and excited at the rent being only $120 a month that I wasn’t at all suspicious when I signed the lease for a year. Sure, the rental had a dodgy past due to it being a secret tryst place for a wealthy human socialite and a gangster witch’s son. But all that happened a long time ago, and the mansion where the woman supposedly met her doom had been completely destroyed. So why should any supernatural stuff happen to me? Back on Saffrasia, I once lived in the former capital of Calpurnia, where nearly all the population was wiped out by the Scarlet Plague, and I never once had a clairvoyant experience. Of course, I was much too busy with day-to-day survival to pay any attention to psychic matters.
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The atmosphere near the basement was once again dead still and heavy with that weird perfume smell. The longer I stood in front of that book, the more I started smelling an underlying current of death and decay. Not only that, it seemed like there was a crowd of people staring right back. Even though there was nobody in the room, I sensed them crowding around the door, thrusting their faces into mine.
 
At that point, I should have just gotten out of the house and spent the whole day in town, only coming back for my stuff with a whole bunch of ghost breakers. Instead, I just stood there like a dolt, setting my teeth and clenching my fists until I drew blood. All the while, a soft whispery voice in my head kept saying insistently, “You"You must use the key and open the door.”
 
Now friends, I know what you’re all thinking. DON’T EVER GO INTO A CREEPY BASEMENT! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! DON’T YOU REMEMBER ONE OF THE BASIC RULES IN SCARY MOVIES? NEVER, EVER GO INTO THE BASEMENT OF A HAUNTED HOUSE, ESPECIALLY AFTER THE LANDLORD WARNED YOU ABOUT IT!
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For a moment I hesitated. To go down into that strange place seemed rather idiotic; to search through that murky room for some sinister secret seemed really horrible. In fact, the very idea filled me with cold dread, and I almost decided to turn back. Then a sudden rush of rash courage came over me, and even though shivering and sweating with fear, I marched steadily down the stairs and clambered into that shadowy room.
 
Unlike the previous section, which was long and narrow, this one was large and wide with a high arched ceiling and long narrow windows (heavily grimed with dust and cobwebs). It was also filled to the brim with old dusty books and other objects, all of them neatly labeled but organized in no recognized manner. I wondered if all of this were the “piles"piles of stuff” the landlord was referring to. Seeing as no one had been down here in years, he may have forgotten where everything was exactly.
 
Puzzled, I watched the late afternoon sun filter weakly from above. ''Why would such a small house have such a ridiculously large basement?'' I thought.
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“Rather"Rather pointless if you ask me,” I muttered. “Why"Why put up all these mysterious words when hardly anyone going to come down here to read them?”
 
Even though I’d been down in the subbasement just a couple hours, I was already feeling knackered. This corridor alone was big enough to keep a team of explorers occupied for days. There were many smaller rooms dotting around the corridor, often separated by rusty iron gates and great doors with huge, wheel-like handles—the sort you find on bank safes and compartment doors of a ship. Some of these led to wine cellars or empty pantries, while others led on to further passageways. I kept on the main route. The last thing I wanted was to become disoriented and lost in one of those branching chambers.
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Voices again—now I could hear them quite clearly. It sounded to me like more than two people. What were they talking about that was taking so bloody long? The tension was overwhelming. Why don’t they just get it over with and leave so I could be on my way? Still I listened to the whispery conversation.
 
“He’s"He’s at it again,” a harsh voice grated. It sounded like a raven talking.
 
“It’s"It’s the Summer Solstice,” a silky-sounding voice replied. “What"What do you expect?”
 
A dry, sandpapery voice rasped, “He"He nearly got out ten years earlier, because He had fed on those five tenants.”
 
“They"They were foolish,” the harsh voice groaked. “They"They heeded His call and paid for it with their lives.”
 
“It’s"It’s the curse,” the silky voice said. “Only"Only humans seem to be affected by it. The Witch Moll affixed it to this property. Unfortunately, the Rose Prince made no distinction between the local and foreign-born humans. All humans are servile vermin in the eyes of the Rose Prince to be sucked dry and discarded.”
 
“Has"Has the house even been blessed?” the harsh voice inquired.
 
“Oh"Oh, countless times,” the dry voice answered. “But"But never with any success.”
 
“Did"Did they even bring in an elfin shaman to bless the entire property?” the silky voice asked.
 
“Only"Only once, and he said a blessing wouldn’t help. He said this Rose Prince’s not any mere ghost or shadow demon to be deterred by simple exorcisms. He’s a Lich God, one of the monstrous Death-Walkers that the Witch Moll raised up from the Depths to devour any human intruders to this property.”
 
“Can’t"Can’t the curse be reversed?”
 
“It"It can’t. Not even the High Ones can violate the terms of the Witch Moll’s curse. The spell was forged in anger and revenge, and once it had been set loose, it could neither be reversed nor moderated. Only contained,” the silky voice muttered, “but"but for how long? Defenses keep wearing down. Not many young people want to be sentries.”
 
“What"What about the girl upstairs—this Kes Allyntahl?” the harsh voice said quietly.
 
My heart leapt into my throat. Oh, great! They know about me.
 
“I"I heard she’s an orphan,” the harsh voice continued, “and"and an exile too. Sounds to me like good recruitment material to me.”
 
“No"No!” the dry voice snapped. “Only"Only volunteers! And they must be absolutely willing, ready to leave behind the life they know.”
 
“Volunteers"Volunteers?” There was a raucous raven chuckle. “No"No sane person would want this job. The reason we’re here at all is because we either inherited the position, or in the case of Jean-Louise here, a resurrected suicide.”
 
“Imbecile"Imbecile!” the silky voice rasped. “How"How many times do I have to tell you? I’m not a suicide! I just had an accidental slip-up with a straight razor, that’s all.”
 
Meanwhile, I crouched down in my hiding place, praying that these people would just go away. They didn’t. The speakers continued on their weird conference. All I knew was that there was some otherworldly evil bloke locked up somewhere and this group of possible maniacs was acting as prison guards. And they knew I lived upstairs and what my name was, although they were quite wrong about me being an orphan, because both my parents were alive and well and living in Oise on the coast.
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I walked along the Dark Wall for a span, trailing my hand along it for a moment. Then I withdrew it, the long flawless fingers instantly vanishing to be replaced by the familiar scars and blemishes. Then I turned my attention to the Gray Wall. The moment I fixed my gaze upon it, the mirror immediately brightened to silver and images of rolling white clouds began to form.
 
As I watched these turbulent visions, the room gradually filled with silvery haze and then began to slowly spin. I grew dizzy. It was as if the silver was seeping out of the mirror and dissolving the walls. Just before I lost consciousness altogether, I thought I heard that silky-sounding voice of that Jean-Louie (the bloke who presumably suffered an “accidental”"accidental” run-in with a straight razor).
 
“See"See? What I tell you!” it exclaimed impatiently. “We"We should have just replaced those damned things with widescreen TVs!”
 
===Ch. 15—His Nibs===
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Yowling, I reeled back from the window, flailing my arm wildly, frantically trying to break the grip of that thing coming out of the pitch-black glass. Finally I broke free and, stumbling back, watched in crawling dread as still more misty appendages joined the first. Eventually, all these limbs merged into a shape—first a sphere, then a cloud, then an immense pillar. Finally I saw rising out of its churning, undulating depths a pale oval face framed by thick springy curls. In a moment the mist cleared and a figure in Baroque fashion of the late 17th century stood before me. I could only stare in numb shock as the big-wigged, beribboned dandy then gave me a dimpled smile.
 
“Wut"Wut?” I managed a croak from my constricted throat.
 
Suddenly my nose twitched to a familiar and flowery scent—roses. Well, at least he wasn’t completely drenched in the stuff like those unwashed romantics back in Waldachia’s Classical Age. My heart then plummeted to the pit of my stomach when I finally guessed who was standing right before me.
 
“Crud"Crud... Crud... Crud...” I took a step backwards and then halted when my hand, acting on its own accord, reached out and grasped the Rose Prince’s hand. It was warm, not what you expect from a ghost or a lich.
 
“Bonjour"Bonjour, mademoiselle,” he purred as he lightly brushed my hand with his cupid lips. “I"I am Prince Francis Escoffer, first son and right hand to the great King Grimian, the Gray Lord of the Crossroad and In-Between Places. Might I have the pleasure of knowing this beautiful fleur whose radiant glow and warmth I’m basking in at this very moment?”
 
Had I been a giddy school girl, I might have giggled and blushed profusely. Instead I just fixed him in a blank gaze and said, “I"I am Miss Felidae Katz (no way in hell was I giving my real name). It’s such a great honor and pleasure, sir, to meet a man of your great stature.”
 
“Ah"Ah, beautiful name,” he said, seemingly oblivious to my frosty stare and tone. “A"A beautiful name indeed, mademoiselle. I hate to be rather forward, but where are you planning on going on this particular evening?”
 
“Harnam"Harnam, sir,” I replied, “for"for the Midsummer Eve celebrations.”
 
Prince Francis looked shocked. “Harnam"Harnam! Mon Dieu! City of Dregs and degenerates, that’s what it is! Non, non, dancing with peasants and carnival freaks is simply unacceptable! A lovely lady such as yourself should be attending a magnificent ball instead.”
 
I gave him a puzzled look. “There’s"There’s a ball down here?”
 
“But"But of course,” drawled Prince Francis. “Just"Just around the corner.” He gestured to the left-hand passage, which was lit by a flickering golden light at the far end. Around some hidden corner came the soft notes of a practicing string orchestra.
 
I hesitated. It would, I thought, be rather rude to turn down a royal invitation to a ball. It might even be suicidal to refuse the honor of accompanying a god to a ball, especially when this particular deity was of the death-dealing, soul devouring variety. Eventually, common sense prevailed and my mind quickly came up with a plausible excuse for not attending.
 
“I’m"I’m sorry, sir, but I’m going to have to refuse your offer... You see, I’m expected in Harnam—a really important meeting... so I really can’t be late.”
 
Prince Francis’s yellow eyes widened in surprise then narrowed in suspicion. “And"And just who are you expecting on meeting during this particular rendezvous, mademoiselle?”
 
“Uhh"Uhh...ahhh...”
 
“You"You wouldn’t happen to have a boyfriend, would you?”
 
For one horrified instant I thought, ''He knows I’m lying! I’m going to get my soul sucked out through my nose!''
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And then:
 
“Well"Well, those guys.” I quickly pointed over his shoulder.
 
===Ch. 16—The Way Back, Or a Word of Warning===
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Locked in a tight, fleshy grip, I could only watch in bug-eyed astonishment as I was dragged down the passage towards the patiently waiting trio. No sooner was I released from the massive coils, I was then pulled aside by the spiky-haired fella.
 
“Look"Look.” I soon recognized the silky voice of Jean-Louie. “Look"Look at what's beneath the golden mask.”
 
Puzzled, I studied the Rose Prince as he wrathfully drew his gilded sword and challenged the costumed and dyed-haired trio to a duel. I focused hard. Then like paper charring, Prince Francis’s face suddenly changed, revealing a gray, withered horror, blotched with dust and mold and eroded with decay. Only the eyes were alive, gleaming with hatred and malice from deep sockets. The golden hair was suddenly not hair at all, but a writhing, weed-like mass. Now I knew why this guy was called a lich god.
 
Out of the corner of my eye the one I dubbed “Pinkie”"Pinkie” went into a windup and heaved his squid globe into a blazing fastball. Incredulously, I watched as the glob burst like a miniature fire flower, releasing a swarm of pink tentacle things that soon grew to the thickness and size of banyan trees. I heard Prince Francis Escoffier A. K. A. The Rose Prince/The Lich God scream only once before I was led away by the plague doctor.
 
After passing through what seemed like miles of unfamiliar passageways, we finally arrived to the basement opening, the stairs leading upward with my cat still perched on the upper step. She looked at us in a mixture of curiosity and extreme annoyance.
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I turned to look at my rescuer. Even though I couldn’t read his expression under his peculiar avian garb, I could sense he was smiling.
 
“This"This room,” he intoned solemnly, “is"is now cleansed.”
 
Thanking him and his comrades, I then offered him tea and crumpets, but he declined. Instead he placed in my hand a folded piece of parchment which he insisted that I read right away. Curiously, I read what was scrawled in bright red ink:
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Oh crud!
 
“Mademoiselle"Mademoiselle Felidae.”
 
Steps drew near. I tried to move, but couldn’t. My limbs were frozen stiff, still wrapped in the heavy web of sleep.
 
“Ma"Ma chère fille.”
 
The footsteps halted. Instead of cold air, I felt on my cheek a breeze that smelled of rose blossoms. Then a sibilant whisper sounded in my ear, “Je"Je t'aime.”
 
Panicked, I shot up in bed and flailed around for the lamp chain.
 
“Sod"Sod this!” I cried. “I’m"I’m through! I’m totally through!”
 
I spent the rest of the night packing and left around the crack of dawn. I never went back even after I heard the house burned down.