The Beatles Theory

PAUL WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS WHO CLONED HIM AND ERASED HIS MEMORY AND ERASED EVERYONE ELSE'S MEMORY TOO AND THEN THEY SENT A PAUL CLONE BACK TO EARTH TO SPREAD RUMORS THAT PAUL WAS DEAD BUT NOBODY BELIEVED IT AND JOHN HID SATANIC MESSAGES IN ALL THE BEATLES SONGS CAUSE HE WAS SECRETLY SATAN (I KNOW THIS BECAUSE SATAN IS SIX INCHES TALLER THAN JESUS) AND THEN THE ALIENS ABDUCTED HIM TOO AND BRAINWASHED EVERYONE INTO BELIEVING PAUL WAS THE WALRUS WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY RINGO AND GEORGE WAS THE EGGMAN AND PAUL WAS THE ALIENS AND PETE BEST EXPLODED ONSTAGE FOR NO REASON