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==Channel 11==
I'LL SPRAY MYSELF DOWN WITH SOME COROSIVE ACID! OH MY GOD!
==Channel 12 (Music Channel)==▼
HI, HI, HI, HI HI HI, HI, HI, HI, BILL, EE, MAYS!▼
WHY AM I MAPPING WITH HAMMER?!
==Channel 13 (Music Channel)==
▲HI, HI, HI, HI HI HI, HI, HI, HI, BILL, EE, MAYS!
BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS!
▲==Channel 14==
WHY AM I SHOUTING?! I AM BILLY MAYS YOU ASSHOLE AND I SHOUT ALL THE TIME!▼
==Channel 15==
▲WHY AM I SHOUTING?! I AM BILLY MAYS YOU ASSHOLE AND I SHOUT ALL THE TIME!
== Channel 16 ==
Woman: I'm on the ball!
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(Billy Mays takes the Oxi-Clean detergent balls from everyone)
==Channel
HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?! YOU WANNA WATCH BILLY MAYS BUT YOU CAN'T FIND THE TV?! OR THE BILLY MAYS YOU WANT IS SHIT?! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH BILLYMAYS.COM! IT'S THE BILLY MAYS YOU WANT, WHEREVER YOU ARE! MIGHTY SHINE, ORANGE GLO, KABOOM AND SO MUCH MORE! EVEN MY FAMILY LOVES IT! SO DOES MY DOG! LOG ONTO BILLYMAYS.COM RIGHT NOW OR I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
== Channel 18[[Category:DIALOGUE!]][[Category:TELAVISHUN]] ==
(Camera pans down to a Graveyard while superimposed text fades in that says "RIP Billy Mays 1958-2009" and music plays when a wild Billy Mays appears along with an record scratch) BUT I'M NOT DONE YET!
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