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''Jerry is doing his standup routine in front of a crowd''
Jerry:
{{*}}''Bassline''*
''George comes into
George:
Jerry:
George:
Jerry:
George:
''Kramer barges through the door and starts eating cereal out of a box with his hand''
Jerry:
George:
Kramer:
George:
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''George is at the dumpster emptying the Bone Gnomes into the dumpster and a policeman stops him.''
Policeman:
George:
Policeman:
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Policeman:
George:
Policeman:
{{*}}''Bassline''*
''George is walking by Mr.
Mr. Steinbrenner:
George:
Mr. Steinbrenner:
George:
''George pulls a Bone Gnome out of his pocket''
Mr. Steinbrenner:
George!:
Mr. Steinbrenner:
George:
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''Elaine has been called to J.
Elaine:
J. Peterman:
Elaine:
J. Peterman:
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J. Peterman:
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''George meets Elaine and Jerry at the Coffee Shop''
Elaine:
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Jerry:
''George starts to cry''
George:
Jerry:
George:
''George picks up a bone gnome and squeezes it''
Elaine:
George:
Elaine:
Jerry: Well looks like your problem is solved.
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''Elaine is delivering boxes of Bone Gnomes to J.
Elaine: Phew… I think
J. Peterman: Thank you Elaine… I
Elaine: My friend George had thousands of these from the cancelled Yankee game.
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