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After the show ended, one of the stars, the titular Bread Maker, was very interested in getting his own series and this ended up happening after he was approached by Mr Noun. With him being a blue square it suggests that he may be a distant relative of the Grumpy Family, but nevertheless Mr Noun had contacts inside Netflix HQ who then agreed to have a meeting with Bread Maker to spitball some ideas about a potential spin off series. The meeting was all above aboard, the Netflix representatives were led by a scary eel named Gareth Croc. Impress Croc, and
The
The show was originally going to be named Bready Or Not, but reportedly that name made Gareth Croc so angry that he snapped his moustache in two and turned red like a fox. Bees
Wallace & Gromit needed the money anyway as their living room wall had been destroyed by Snowden many moons ago, and Wallace at first tried to fix the wall himself with toothpaste. It appeared to be working at first, with Wallace patting Gromit on the head as he said,
The Bread Maker was due to receive a visit from Papi, and he had to make sure that the bakery was in tip top condition in anticipation for his arrival. He ordered Sylvester Stallone to produce some soda bread as that just so happened to be
Oh! The doughy mess had been stuffed into a cupboard by Stallone after he fired Harvey because he
The Bread Maker had mentioned in interviews how filming the dance scene was incredibly uncomfortable as he had to dance with the most annoying frog you will ever see. He told Steven Quackberg about how he felt uncomfortable working with such an annoying frog and the willy Quackberg gave orders to his production crew to give the frog a very painful death. Exactly what
The Bread Maker then asked if he could maybe possibly run the Rough Riders restaurant in Buckie
This caught the ear of some nearby visiting inspectors who were disguised as priests so that the Bread Maker
To do this, the Bread Maker hired Anti-Pesto who despite being his main rivals in the bread trade were more than willing to lend a hand in everything they do. Wallace & Gromit had themselves a brew with the Bread Maker in their little cottage in order to discuss what to do about Apu. Ha! No with all due seriousness, Wallace came up with the brilliant idea of going around town in his van with Gromit spreading propaganda about Mayor Hall putting battery acid in the ocean which causes it to become grey and murky.
Gromit grabbed some of the juiciest fruit from the crate, and made his way over to the front of the City Hall and began pelting squashed fruit after squashed fruit over at Mayor Hall. Mayor Hall remained impassive even after a large green lime landed atop his shiny dome which shone so bright you could see it at night. Also, after the lime made contact with his beautiful bald head, an overly loud fart noise could be heard playing in the background. The Bread Maker despised fart jokes, but did Netflix care? Did they buggery! They turned down my talk show
In a reaction to the
Through the Bread Maker, Wallace was introduced to wealthy philanthropist; Lady Battersby who owned a large baking factory in Somerset. She was incredibly wealthy, and Wallace immediately had pound signs appear in his eyes when meeting her for the first time as he realised that he had a million pound opportunity right here.
Seeing that it was either now or never, Wallace took Lady Battersby out to Lincoln Park where they sat down on a bench as Wallace produced a diamond ring which was actually just one of those Haribo rings, but Lady Battersby
The wedding took place in the very heart of West Wallaby Street, with Wallace being incredibly cheap he hired the cheapest priest he could find that being Father Veri Young who was a little too excited to see the couple read their vows as he was pitching a tent… no seriously he was pitching an actual tent with help from the Birkland Bears.
Needing to use the little bakers room, the Bread Maker held his mouth in disgust and turned to leave in a hurried fashion only to end up accidentally kicking a frying pan off from the stove which came into contact with
Netflix got back at Stallone however, by only paying him $99 and a packet of quavers much to his confusion. Sitting on a bench,
Sadly, both Bread Maker and Derek Willock had already departed the scene having grown quite bored of Mr
The Steve Martin Retirement Home accepted the bread delivered to them by the Bread Maker and Derek Willock, but then they asked if the pair would like to stay for a flight or maybe a bite. They could even take in some Harry
At the
The Bread Maker knew that he needed something ambitious for the series finale so he decided to make it a two parter. Yes you heard it here first folks, the last two episodes of the show were a two parter!
Making their way down the cold damp and quite frankly very smelly streets, the pair of Bread Maker and Finn McMissile spotted the two ducks sipping on cups of tea outside the treadmill. Ah, the treadmill in Full Vigour I see I see! The Bread Maker was very scared and hid behind a red telephone box as he asked,
The party was surprisingly childish, as Black Bellamy had rented a bouncy castle. A blooming bouncy castle when he was like 46 years old!? He looks really young because of the mint sauce ya see. The ball pit was also filled with sulphuric acid in order to ensure that people did not stay in there for too long. In their disguises, the Bread Maker and Finn McMissile arrived at the party and were surprised at how everyone treated them like fellow travellers of the grave, and not some other race of people bound on other journeys. Bread Maker saw a huge table full of Rainbow Confetti located on a rickety table full of splinters, and he ran over to the table and began scoffing the goods as he asked Finn McMissile about how Black Bellamy was not receiving any police attention despite him being rather out in the open for a pirate.
The massive rainbow filled burp caused the entire party to become erupted in a riotous frenzy much to ole
The Bread Maker and Finn McMissile looked at each other with really weird faces as they were then greeted in the town square by Black
The cliffhanger then occurred with incredibly sinister music playing in the background which was so sinister it caused an old man in Gran Canaria to drop his Malteaser ice cream down on the ground which made his head explode as that Malteaser ice cream was family. Part Two took place immediately afterward with the Bread Maker and Finn McMissile finding themselves being cornered by the
To the
One day maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday, Gaston planned on starting up his own line of bread rolls entitled Gaston Rolls Again. Again!? What do you mean again!? Gaston then revealed that his former baker had been a bit of a disappointment to him. The baker was the sweetest old man you will ever meet, but he was incredibly terrible at his job as a baker as he just threw dough onto a table and made a real mess as he tried to craft it into a loaf worthy enough to meet
A SICK scene then played which featured Gaston and his cohorts eating food from the floor as really cheesy music played in the background. The Bread Maker and Finn McMissile got ready to leave, but they were then stopped at the fire exit by Gaston who had the pair pinned down to the ground by sitting on them with his chair as he yelled,
Many people including the Bread Maker himself opined that the site never gave the series a chance to find
The Bread Maker looked over at the mysterious patron curiously childlike as the man lowered the paper, and introduced himself as low level movie director; Malcolm Rosenberg himself. Rosenberg claimed to have the Bread Maker
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