The Burger King 3: The Finale: Difference between revisions

 

This story have many endings so here they are.

it was done, my soul was turned into a whopper. After i took my last nap, the burger king grabbed my body that is now a skeleton, used magic to put it in a balloon, and released it to the human world. i am not sure if i made it to the news or not, but what i do know is that i will never leave this man's whopper collection until he was ever found out. But in the mean while, i finally get to see my friend Bob, who turns out was here today. So yeah, me and my friend are stuck here until we are all saved and freed.

 

But as i thought it was the end for me, something dragged me up. I couldn't open my eyes, but i heard a male voice say "Grab him and his bones and get him out of here". Than the surprised burger king said "What in the- , how did you even free yourself-", he was silenced with a sound that i assume is a punch in a face. The now pissed off burger king said "'''''ALL RIGHT YOU BASTARDS, YOU ALL CAN HAVE IT YOUR WAY, BUT THAT IS NOT STOPPING ME FROM PUTTING ALL OF YOU WHERE YOU BELONG'''''". and before you knew it, i heard screaming, things being broken, fire being set up, and even some explosions. When i finally got back at land, i was still dizzy. After they straighten my body on land, they explained some plan which evolves going back in the bag and some other things, i didn't pay attention to. They went down the bag, and i was stuck on the grass for a few minutes until, i all of a sudden started to feel my body again. As i can finally open my eyes and move, i saw that my body is no longer just bones and are coming back to what it was before all of this. After i was fully recovered, i slowly got up and ran to my house with something i had realized my mind. When i got in, i heard a muffled yell yelling "'''''HELP, CAN SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE'''''". I ran to closet, unlocked it, removed all of the clothes inside and found Bob alive and recovered, but kinda flattened due to the pressure of whatever clothes i covered him up with. But luckily for him, i grabbed him like a giant paper and stretched him until his body was normal. Bob Asked me what happened, than i said "i don't know, but maybe we might understand one day".

 

As i woke up, it turns out that all of this have been a nightmare this entire time. Yes, You just read what i just said, IT WAS ALL A DREAM, nothing in it was real. We did visit Burger king yesterday, but anything that came after it didn't happen. There was no skeletons, there was no teleportation bag, and there is especially no creepy mascot who turns people's souls into whoppers. So yeah it was all a dream.

 

The News Reporter Guy: as of this week, 2 friends named Bob Williams and Noah Johnson, has gone missing. When investigating Noah's House, what we found in the closet is a skeleton later identified as Bob in a cardboard box hidden in the corner of the closet, and the folded clothes of what Bob was Described wearing the last time he was seen alive on top of another box that isn't hidden. It seemed like Noah could have Tortured and Killed Bob. then there a balloon pop in a park where there were bones falling down form it. When examined, its the Same Noah Johnson who went missing. So as of now, authorities are still investigating if Noah killed Bob, and who Killed Noah, More on the story to develop.

 

I don't know how, but i managed to punch the Burger King in the face, and i got back all of my energy. i saw swords hanging in the wall, so i went there and snatched it to prepare for fighting. The Burger King got up and said '''''"Oh so you wanna have it your way, then i guess so be it"'''''. The Burger King Snapped his fingers after saying that, and fire circled cornered us, while burning the Whoppers. Then souls came out of the whoppers, they all charged at the burger king, but i guess the king was just more powerful then i thought because he blasted their asses away, and they all were traps in ghost dog cages. So after all of that, the Burger King said "You want to save them all, fight me, the king first". I never thought i there was more then one people the burger king sucked the life out of, but i need to free those poor souls no matter what. So in a room, with captured souls in cages and burning fire surrounding us, It the epic showdown between Me, whose name is Noah, and The Fast Food Mascot, Burger King... No actually the Burger King sucked the soul out of me in seconds and flown into the human world and crashed into the ground making the entire world explode into pieces with no human or any other creature alive, as Burger King stands in one of the floating remaining grounds, like he's Ultron from Marvel's What If, as he knew his work is finally finished after all, '''''WORLD DOMINATION'''''.

 

I don't know how, but i managed to punch the Burger King in the face, and i got back all of my energy. i saw swords hanging in the wall, so i went there and snatched it to prepare for fighting. The Burger King got up and said '''''"Oh so you wanna have it your way, then i guess so be it"'''''. The Burger King Snapped his fingers after saying that, and fire circled cornered us, while burning the Whoppers. Then souls came out of the whoppers, they all charged at the burger king, but i guess the king was just more powerful then i thought because he blasted their asses away, and they all were traps in ghost dog cages. So after all of that, the Burger King said "You want to save them all, fight me, the king first". I never thought i there was more then one people the burger king sucked the life out of, but i need to free those poor souls no matter what. So in a room, with captured souls in cages and burning fire surrounding us, It the epic showdown between Me, whose name is Noah, and The Fast Food Mascot, Burger King... No actually i just slash the king to half and he obliterated and all the souls including Bob were free and burger king's place exploded and we appeared at the park back to normal and we all lived happily ever after.

 

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