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''"''You won awards for your cooking." Eric said. He again looked at the dates. "Where's... 1991?" Eric also thought it was odd how his year of birth was skipped.
The lady stopped bustling in the cabinet.
 
The lady stopped bustling in the cabinet. Her hood was still peculiarly up.
 
"Martha Swanson won that trophy. I had invited her over shortly after for some of my rice. I was... A bit jealous. But I wanted to celebrate with her." The lady said quickly. She backed herself out of the cabinet, still not turning around to Eric. She went to the refrigerator, and opened it. There was no light on inside, and Eric noticed that the fridge itself was unplugged. A foul smell of rotting food was wafting out of it, making the man's eyes water.
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Eric was completely speechless, on the verge of tears. He's surprised he didn't die of shock, as he couldn't move for fear.
 
"Hey honey, I'm home." said an uglier, more well built maggoty, walking decayed corpse of a man who appeared out of nowhere. He caught sight of Eric, and said, "Why, look who it is, Eric, all grown up!"
 
Two maggoty decaying child looking figures were running through the cornfield towards the cabin, laughing with glee. "Uncle Eric!" they were chanting.
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