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Eric loved driving fast. He was speeding in his truck down a deserted highway, right past an eerie looking cornfield. It was dusk, and he had just bought his deli fresh meat from the convinience store to have for supper. That's when he noticed that the truck battery was slowly dying as he sped along.
 
Eric loved driving fast. He was speeding in his truck down a deserted highway, right past an eerie looking cornfield. It was dusk, and he had just bought his deli fresh meat from the convinienceconvenience store to have for supper. That's when he noticed that the truck battery was slowly dying as he sped along.
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"Damn!" he yelled. It had just occuredoccurred to Eric that he had left the lights on as he was in the store for his 5 or 6 minutes inside.
 
His truck slowly came to a stop, as he wheeled his steering wheel next to the cornfield, angry at himself. He pulled his cellphone out and held it up to his face, but he had zero bars out here. He was literally in the middle of nowhere. Eric got out of his truck and let the summer air wash over him. It was a bit breezy out tonight, and there were hardly any noises, except for the crickets and wind. Eric, in fury, kicked his truck, and at that moment an old lady's voice called out, "Broken down, hon?"
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"Hey honey, I'm home." said an uglier, more well built maggoty, walking decayed corpse who appeared out of nowhere. He caught sight of Eric, and said, "Why, look who it is, Eric, all grown up!"
 
Two maggoty decyaingdecaying child looking figures were running through the cornfield towards the cabin, laughing with glee. "Uncle Eric!" they were chanting.
 
The husband started laughing too, and as he did his entire jaw fell off and splattered on the ground like it was a pie hitting the floor. It got all over Eric's shoes, and the husband turned and looked at him. "What's the matter? Don't you recognize your father?" he said, but it sounded like "whaamahher, do hou heckonise yoh hahhur?"