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(Created page with "Parker and I wandered through the isles of Kroger, searching the isles for Reeces cups and anything else delicious. It was almost Halloween, after all. “Hey bro, did you see that big, dark red van outside with ‘Candy’ painted on the side? That was really pedo-bear-ish, wasn’t it?” Parker said, grabbing some Pocky off of a shelf. He dropped it in the cart and I nodded. “Yeah, that was creepy. Let’s hope we don’t see the owner of that van.” I said, pick...")
 
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Parker and I wandered through the isles of Kroger, searching the isles for Reeces cups and anything else delicious. It was almost Halloween, after all.
 
“Hey bro, did you see that big, dark red van outside with ‘Candy’ painted on the side? That was really pedo-bear-ishcreepy, wasn’t it?” Parker said, grabbing some Pocky off of a shelf. He dropped it in the cart and I nodded.
 
“Yeah, that was creepy. Let’s hope we don’t see the owner of that van.” I said, picking up a case of Mountain Dew and sliding it under the buggy. We were about to walk out of the isle, when we were stopped by some tall, black-haired employee with glasses.
 
“What do you kids think you’re doing?” He said, not letting the cart pass. I shrugged and gave him an ‘are you retardedstupid?’ look.
 
“Purchasing these items, what does it look like?” I said, trying to get the buggy around him, out of the isle.