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I have developed a theory with fellow freinds, scientists and Grammar Nazis. This theory states that ceilings are actually walls that have had a bit of a tumble, and are now in a purgatory stuck at a 90 degree angle, watching 18 year old virgins wank and play call of duty. The only way to free the ceilings of this curse is to destroy the building in which the inhabit, and detach them and lean them on another wall, allowing them to be at rest. Let me tell you a story.
I used to work at a ceiling factory with my friend mike. We were good freinds. Until one fateful day. We were packing up for the night, when i dropped my keys into an area of the factory where only the senseless killers that were the D-class workers were allowed to be.
The next day was an inspection. Several workers moved in to investigate the equipment used to flip the ceilings. Thats it. These poor ceilings suffering for no reason. I pull a machine gun out of my penis and shoot out the factory. The D-class charge at me with knifes. I kick on in the face and use his body as a bowling ball, bowling the others out for good. I see mike running at me, bayonet fixed on his Carbine. I pop a cap in his ass and he falls down to the ground screaming. "WHY?"
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