The Cockroaches Finally Win: Difference between revisions

Back in my day, there was a little cartoon called '''''Oggy & The Cockroaches'''''. Although it was a blatant rip-off of '''''Tom & Jerry''''' with '''a cool theme song''', I actually liked this show. It had '''great animation''', '''jokes that weren't at all corny''', and '''characters that had a lot of charm''', with '''Dee Dee''' being my favorite. However, ''one'' day, I didn't anymore, because of my no-good friend named '''Billy'''. Billy sent me an e-mail, and it said:<blockquote> {{email|Dear '''Weeb''', '''''Oggy & The Cockroaches''''' is '''your favorite anime''', ''isn't it''? ''Well'', it ''won't be anymore'', not when ''I'' send you this ''100% real episode''! See You, '''Billy'''</blockquote>}}"''Gee whiz''!", I thought to myself. This episode was truly going to be magnificent, that is, until I ''watched'' it.

After writing this true story, I found out that '''this episode caused kids to have bad diaherradiarrhea problems that made their pants look like they had beanbags attached to them'''. I soon '''found out that this was the reason why''' '''bean-bag onesies were made''', as it shows that kids are ''willing'' to get thicc just by watching a cartoon.