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One day, the crew and I were huddling together in the screening room to see what the latest episode had in store for us. One of the head animators produced a CD, which I could assume was the new episode, from his belongings and placed it into the DVD player. We expected a typical hijinx-filled episode that would send us roaring with laughter; what we got instead was undoubtedly one of the weirdest and most sickening things a human being could ever experience.
For whatever reason, it started off with Wayne bound up in a medieval dungeon and it was all done in amateurish CGI. All the main characters also looked like they were now adults. He looked around for a bit before asking, "Where am I?" in a synthetic, computer-generated voice. Lucien appeared soon after and greeted him in an also synthetic voice. We couldn't help but wonder what the hell was going on and why this new episode was being animated in CGI.
"Lucien, asshole," Wayne began to speak again. "Get me out of here."
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"Lucien, asshole, stop it!" Wayne was yelling now. It was quite clear that this whole thing was making him uncomfortable.
Lucien then stopped to do his "sexiest" dance in a sick, incestuous,
"I'm scared!" Wayne kept yelling. "I'm gonna piss myself!"
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I'm cringing so badly that I don't think I can even describe what happened for the next thirty seconds, but all I remember during that time is that Lucien gathered up some piss and drank it. After that bit of nightmare-inducing horror, Lucien gave him a pill (or candy, I couldn't tell) and Wayne started tripping balls for a few seconds. Then the episode ended with the brothers fucking each other to a MIDI version of "I Know This Much Is True" by Spandau Ballet. It almost reminded me of my own fanfiction for a second, but other than that, I couldn't bear to watch.
I think it's safe to say that we were all comatose with trauma after what we'd just watched. None of us have been able to get that episode out of our heads, and the guy who made that episode (whose name I will not be disclosing for privacy's sake) is currently serving jail time for
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