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{{note|'''CHEESE'S NOTE:'''
Let me just start off by saying that if you want an answer at the end, prepare to be disappointed because there just isn't one, dawg.
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I got home, after paying about four bucks for the DVD, and threw it in my DVD player in my den. The screen opened up and showed a picture of Robert De Niro making a silly face and the word "PLAY" on the bottom, which my remote was defaulted on. This was strange - no music, no nothing, just De Niro making a moron face and "PLAY". Nonetheless, I began the video.
It began with a black-and-white viewing of Robert in a car. The car drove alone for a few minutes, silent except for the road. After about two minutes, scary hyper-realistic blood began to flow from De Niro's nose, until it hit the floor of the car. He grinned, and a terrifying piece of blood flew out of his nasal coronary (wait, what?) This was the most terrifying thing I had ever seen in my long
I was disgusted and ejected the tape. The tape flew out, and roared at me "NEVER COME BACK!" after it had spontaneously grown a mouth for some reason. It flew out the window into the night, never to be seen again.
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Curse you, Robert De Niro! CURSE YOU!
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