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The story you are about to read is 100% legit, I said so because I said so, fuck you.
 
My name is Nunya Bissniss. I am just your average 0.10239024202012 year old school girl who is obsessed with Hell's Kitchen. My only goal in life is to make it on Hell's Kitchen. To achieve this goal, I have prayed to the almighty god known as Gordon Ramsay every night, hoping that he will one day hear my pleads. Everyone at my high school has called me a crazy ass bitch because of it, but I don't care. I know that Gordon will come to me soon, and then I'll prove them all wrong.
 
One night, I was sitting in my room, praying to my lord and savior as usual, when all of a sudden my sister barged into my room with a pissed off look on her face. "Nunya, what the fuck do you think you're doing?!" I heard her yell at me.
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"k, u can go cook it now, but whatever you do, DON'T OVERCOOK IT! kthnxbai." He then disappeared into thin air.
 
I ran to the steak and picked it up MLG style, then went over to the stove and shoved the damn thing inside of it. It was at that moment when I had a sudden thought, "Hmmm, I wonder what would happen if I overcooked the steak," I thotted. I turnt up the heat, and waited for the steak to be overcooked.
 
Little did I know, this would be the worst mistake that I will ever commit.
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But, the scariest part about all this...
 
... Is that I actually wasted hours of my life writing this shit.{{Video|"Curse of The Overcooked Steak" (TROLLPASTAS)}}[[Category:Random Capitalization]]
 
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