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(Created page with "Hello again readers its is I, Lavender. It has been awhile since I've told the tale of my experince with the horrible Death Destroyer. Precisely, it has been five years since the Death Destroyer had entered my life and uutterly ruined it. I'm still living with Link and his family and things have been alright I suppose. I stull have horrible nightmares about the deaths of my brothers Dennis and Ross. It was so bad that I was eventually diagnosed with insomnia. But Link, w...") |
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And so I nodded my head and clocked on the email from this strange Ethan guy. Here is what the email said:
{{email|Desr Miss Lavender,
I jave seen the posts you made on those various horror forums and I have to say that I was shocked when I read about your experience. For the past ten years I had thought I had been the sole survivor of the terrifying Death Destroyer. But it clearly turns out I was wring. I hope I don't weird you out by saying that I searched hard to find your email and tell ypu that I too had an incident wiyth the Death Destroyer. But knowing that there was finally someone out there that knew my pain, I just had to find some way to reach out ot you. ANyways, I think I may have important info on the Death Destroyer that might help both you and I with revenge against that beast. I think we should meet up to discuss this as I would better about it if it was in person. But I understand if you are not comfortable with such a thing so fee free to not even respond to this message. I will say though that if we do meet up I will tell you exactly what happened when I encountered the Death Destroyer and it may very well help with your investigation. Agian though if you don't want to tht is fine and I totally understand. but if you ARE interested email me back as soon as you can.
Sincerely, Ethan}}
"Holy shit man..." Link said after reading the message.
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-Lavender, Your New Death Destroyer
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Real talk though why the fuck did I put so much effort into this dogshit lmao like damn this is really how I choose to spend my time huh
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