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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 200%"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:200%"> </span><span style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:200%;font-family:"Georgia","serif"">So one day I was walking down the street and I came across the used toaster store. I decided that I needed a new toaster so I went on in and while I was looking at toasters I saw an odd looking one. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: .5in;line-height:200%"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:200%; font-family:"Georgia","serif"">It was sitting in the back of the store looking sliver and menacing. I looked at the price for the toaster. It was $6.66. Wow that is super cheap, I thought. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 200%"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:200%;font-family:"Georgia","serif""> I brought the toaster to the man who owned the used toaster store and he said
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: 200%"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:200%;font-family:"Georgia","serif""> I decided to put more bread in. While I was waiting for the second piece of bread to pop up, my girlfriend walked into my apartment and I told her that I had bought a new toaster and that I was waiting for the toast. She agreed to wait with me. When the second piece of toast popped out of the toaster it was the same as the one before! Only this time it grabbed a knife from the counter (my counter consist of a million knifes and a space for a toaster) and it started stabbing my girlfriend. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: .5in;line-height:200%"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:200%; font-family:"Georgia","serif"">Instead of helping her I decided to put more toast in. I had to get rid of this loaf of bread. It was probably going to go bad soon anyway. But all my bread turned into evil demon toast until I was out of bread. My problem was
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: .5in;line-height:200%"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:200%; font-family:"Georgia","serif""> After it said that I saw a faint ghost-like figure floating away from my girlfriend who was knocked unconscious from the toaster I threw at her head. I picked up her and the toaster and headed towards the hospital. On the way I gave the toaster to some dirty hobo and continued to the hospital. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: .5in;line-height:200%"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:200%; font-family:"Georgia","serif"">A few days later I heard a noise on my balcony so I went out to check it out and it was the dirty hobo from before, but he was covered in blood flavored jam. Next to him was the toaster and an old dusty book. The first thing I did was throw the homeless man off the balcony so I
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: .5in;line-height:200%"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:200%; font-family:"Georgia","serif"">All that was left was the dusty book. I opened it up. It was bound with toast crust and on the title page was the phrase
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: .5in;line-height:200%"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:200%; font-family:"Georgia","serif"">Being the smart person I am I opened the book again and read out another phrase</span><span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:200%;font-family:"Georgia","serif"">,</span><span style="font-size: 12.0pt;line-height:200%;font-family:"Georgia","serif"">
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