The Death Toaster: Difference between revisions

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: .5in;line-height:200%"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:200%; font-family:"Georgia","serif"">Instead of helping her I decided to put more toast in. I had to get rid of this loaf of bread. It was probably going to go bad soon anyway. But all my bread turned into evil demon toast until I was out of bread. My problem was solved…solved... or so I thought. I was going to leave when a piece of toast threw a knife at me, so I knew that these guys were bad news. I picked all the toast up and opened my fridge. I grabbed my evil tomato, my evil lettuce (found at the evil farmer's market) and my evil shredded Jack cheese (found at the evil dairy farm made from evil cow milk) and made a fantastic evil sandwich. But I was not hungry, so I gave it to my girlfriend and she ate it and I thought it was all over.                       However it turned out the evil spirits in the ingredients possessed her and she started flying around and spinning her head completely clockwise and she started speaking in some evil language: "Lado jalea abajo."  I picked up the toaster and I threw it at her and before she fell I heard some the same evil language and this time it was "¿por qué te tomas el tiempo para traducir esta." </span></p>