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Good morning, The Worm, your honor, the crowd will plainly show the prisoner, who now stands before you, was caught red-handed showing '''FEELINGS''', showing '''FEELINGS ''' of an almost human nature, - oh, wait. Sorry guys, wrong poem/song/whatever. Here goes nothing with my bizzarebizarre tale:
 
<poem>
Once upon a time in Ponyville
 
There was a mare
 
This mare's name
 
She came from the rock farm
 
Her name was
 
Pinkamena Diane Pie
It was a joy to be with her...........
 
It was a joy to be with her...........
 
While it lasted.
 
On one Winter night
 
Came an extremely rough snowstorm
 
We were all struck with famine
 
There was no more food left
 
There were severe cases of Hypothermia and Frostbite
 
The snowstorm destroyed our houses
 
Several ponies were croaking
 
The snowstorm leveled our Ponyville into a tundra - no, seriously!
 
But worst of all
 
She was dying
 
Our mare
 
Pinkie Pie
 
We all shed a tear
 
For our mare was dead
 
Her husband came at that very moment
His name being Cheese SanwichSandwich
 
Sharing both their last frenchFrench kiss
His name being Cheese Sanwich
 
Sharing both their last french kiss
 
Both were now cold, lifeless corpses
 
I could feel the cold
 
Everypony around me was dying
 
I was now alone in this world
 
Everything's fading out
It's all over for Ponyville
</poem>
 
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It's all over for Ponyville
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