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"We've just arrived near Grand Isle, the ships left us with food and supplies, enough to last us a week or two as we begin our march to New Orlelans. Our task is to meet up with the 22nd Pennsylvania, and the 53rd Massachusetts, then promptly capture the city. In my command I have about 700 men." - Colonel W. Crawford
'''March 7th,
"My god, the heat couldn't get any worse could it. Who would've known the swamps would've been so clustered with mosquitoes, but we still have about a hundred miles or so to go until we get to the destination. One of my men have claimed to have even spotted an alligator earlier today, the lad wouldn't stop talking about it."
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"We set out again this morning, following dirt roads and trails. Some men have reported seeing the green humanoid creature more frequently, perhaps it is following us, who knows. I wish it would just leave us alone."
'''March
"I have no idea if someone is pranking me, or if I am just going insane, but I swear to have heard loud breathing just outside my tent a little bit ago. Eventually I went outside to see what was going on, but whatever was breathing heavily out there was nowhere to be seen. I guess I am probably just imagining things, I really need to get some sleep."
'''March
"The breathing is back again.. What the hell is going on out there? I am too afraid now to go and check, but I have my pistol in my hand as I am writing this. I am also shaking pretty bad, I can't sleep, nor can I think straight at this point."
'''March
"Playtime is ogre.. What the hell does that even mean? The creature is talking to me.. It's outside of my tent, circling it now.
'''March
"It's trying to get into my tent.. 'This is my swamp' it's
''The following page is covered in blood splatters, there is what looks like to be the last of William Crawford's handwriting in the bottom right of the page. There are symbols, and then text that reads, "Shrek is love... Shrek is life..." in the Colonel's handwriting.''
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