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Line 5: "We've just arrived near Grand Isle, the ships left us with food and supplies, enough to last us a week or two as we begin our march to New Orlelans. Our task is to meet up with the 22nd Pennsylvania, and the 53rd Massachusetts, then promptly capture the city. In my command I have about 700 men." - Colonel W. Crawford '''March 7th, ~~18644~~1864, 8:30 PM''' "My god, the heat couldn't get any worse could it. Who would've known the swamps would've been so clustered with mosquitoes, but we still have about a hundred miles or so to go until we get to the destination. One of my men have claimed to have even spotted an alligator earlier today, the lad wouldn't stop talking about it." Line 11: '''March 8th, 1864, 7:00 AM''' "We are still making progress to New Orleans, but who knows how far away we still are, my guess is about ~~100~~80-~~120~~100 miles. We set up camp last night, and a few of my men have even claimed to have spotted a green creature wandering around a clearing just outside our camp. They are probably just seeing things, but you have to wonder what kind of animals live down in these god forsaken swamps." '''March 8th, 1864, 5:00 PM''' Line 27: '''March 10th, 1864, 11:00 AM''' "We set out again this morning, following dirt roads and trails. Some men have reported seeing ~~and hearing~~ the green ~~man-~~humanoid creature ~~talking~~more ~~in the distance~~frequently, ~~saying~~perhaps ~~to them, 'this~~it is myfollowing ~~swamp'~~us, ~~before~~who ~~running off into the marshes~~knows. ~~Whatever that hell that means,~~ I ~~hope~~wish ~~this~~it ~~creature~~would just ~~leaves~~leave us alone." '''March ~~9th~~10th, 1864, 11:38 PM''' "I have no idea if someone is pranking me, or if I am just going insane, but I swear to have heard loud breathing just outside my tent a little bit ago. Eventually I went outside to see what was going on, but whatever was breathing heavily out there was nowhere to be seen. I guess I am probably just imagining things, I really need to get some sleep." '''March ~~10th~~11th, 1864, 1:27 AM''' "The breathing is back again.. What the hell is going on out there? I am too afraid now to go and check, but I have my pistol in my hand as I am writing this. I am also shaking pretty bad, I can't sleep, nor can I think straight at this point." '''March ~~10th~~11th, 1864, 2:31 AM''' "Playtime is ogre.. What the hell does that even mean? The creature is talking to me.. It's outside of my tent, circling it now. ~~Playtime is ogre.. Playtime is ogre.. What does that mean?~~" '''March ~~10th~~11th, 1864, 3:05 AM''' "It's trying to get into my tent.. 'This is my swamp' it's ~~not~~ saying to me. Please god, have mercy on me." ''The following page is covered in blood splatters, there is what looks like to be the last of William Crawford's handwriting in the bottom right of the page. There are symbols, and then text that reads, "Shrek is love... Shrek is life..." in the Colonel's handwriting.'' [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:Jornel]] [[Category:Shrek]] [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] {{Comments}}