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{{note|Quick Note: I used the term D Day only to mark its 70th anniversary. If you found it disrespectful in anyway, or a matter of fact anything else in this story, I do apologise and did not intend to be disrespectful.}}
This is the epic and official sequel to [[What kind of a stalker are you?]]
Ok not so much epic.
It is highly recommended you read my long story named that blue letters (called a hyperlink you dumbass). But if you haven't here's what happened in a nutshell: A guy finds a stalker who works for The Queer Illuminati and he has to kill them.
Pretty much. But read it anyways because that was shockingly vague what I just told you and you need to read the whole story to realise what happened.
Oh well.
==THE STORY==▼
▲THE STORY
So there they were, our small huddle of messed up mercenaries trying to defeat EVIL PATRIXXX and his henchmen. They were not ready. They needed much more things then just a tiny group of people if they were to defeat EVIL PATRIXXX and his crew once and for all.
They needed weapons. Big ass weapons. They had to have some siege tools as well, never mind a larger group. But who would be willing enough to defeat him?
Oh yes!
They had to go to Neverland to fetch some delusional
▲Delusional retards!
▲They had to go to Neverland to fetch some delusional retards. After all, Peter Pan is clearly high. How would they get there?
By the powers of Trollpasta of course! Anything can happen in a trollpasta! So they went back in time to World War Two on D-Day to get to the mystical portal which was there. Everyone knows that D Day made a portal to go to Neverland when the immense forces invaded creating a super dramatic rip in time, creating a portal.
They made a time machine from a cardboard box, imagination, and tomato sauce. Our protagonist, Drake, would go back to D Day, go inti the portal, and collect some high druggies. For siege they had bought some laptops, they would send them hate mail which would surely lower their emotional state decreasing their guard.
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'''Drake Nufuri has posted on your wall, "omg rly u wnt 2
'Oh! How offensive! I must obliterate his asshole with my mighty co-
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HE DEID!!!!
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