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A.Sian, C.Hina, and J.Apan made sturdy boarders out of cardboard to keep out immigrants, suddenly the U.S military arrived, fully armed. "Oh, no!!!!!" shouted A.Sian. "This is terrible!" agreed C.Hina. J.Apan rushed out of the small cardboard shelter set up to keep them out of the rain. Clutching something in his hand, a single shot was fired, J.Apan died instantly, he fell to the ground. His hand limped and the small scroll rolled out. A soldier open fired on the cardboard box, reducing it to nothing more than a pile of scraps. The soldier picked up a bullet ridden laptop from the scraps. C.Hina and A.Sian (pinned against a post by two men with submachine guns) realized that J.Apan was in the box for a while, typing something. He later ran off to get it printed, but charged back in the box. He was hiding something. Whatever rolled about of his hand was important. They glanced at it. The scroll was covered in blood from the single wound in his head, and he was lying in a puddle of the stuff. The two whispered, but neither of the soldiers heard them. The man in charge of the siege, called "all clear." The American Citizens were watching from their windows, scared that they might be seen. The lead officer was the same person as the undercover CIA operative. The man called for the Charlie and Adam to be blown sky high. One of the soldiers pulled a grenade from his pocket. Charlie and Adam saw this and sprinted away. Adam threw two rocks at the soldiers,
one hit the soldier that was pinning him down. He pulled his pistol and fired a single shot, it hit C.
==='''Chapter 3'''===
"We, citizens of the great nation of Asian2Go declare our independence from America. We also claim this small land that we stand upon, any immigrants will be killed immediately unless they agree to our terms. Long live Asian2Go
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"Victory is ours!" screeched C.Hina, raising his arms up high into the air. "We have to expand." noted A.Sian. "How?" questioned C.Hina. "We simply pot barriers into and across the streets to make our nation bigger." answered A.Sian. "Alright" agreed C.Hina, as they got to work. They put up 3.5ft walls made of cardboard boxes into the streets which stopped the fast-paced rush of traffic instantaneously. Many cars honked at the triumphant men, but there was nothing that they could do. The new borders were permanent. Thousands, no, millions of individuals could not get to their jobs because of this impenetrable blockage. Many tried to call the American military but there was none, it had been wiped out. Caught off guard, America took a serious blow. The economy crashed to nearly zero overnight. Budget cuts were being made from the empire state building in New York City, to mardi-gras in New Orleans. The entire nation was in havoc. The president was unaware on what to do, so he begged his allies, Canada and
Czechoslovakia to help him take down Asian2Go, but they had worries of their own. Now that its power was known, all civilizations feared invasion of Asian2Go. The first thing that A.Sian did the next day, was get his laptop. It was a standard, fast Dell that was very dependable. He e-mailed Verizon, asking for a television station. Verizon instantly responded "Yes!" with a scared emoticon. The Dell
"The current population of Asian2Go is approximately 38." Announced A.Sian in Asian2Go
==='''Chapter 5'''===
Preparations were being made for the attack. A.Sian and M.Ongolia had strapped the airsoft gun to the top of the car, turning it into a terrifying war machine. The Nation also stocked up on tomatoes stolen from the nearby convenience store. An Asian2Go citizen. Kim Orea (more commonly known as K.Orea) asked what the plan was. A.Sian answered by saying, "C.Hina, M,ongolia and I are going to drive up to New York City to start, then
They arrived in NYC at 9
==='''Chapter 6'''===
"The population was decreased greatly today" announced A.Sian on the Asian2Go TV morning news. "We lost one soldier. We shall avenge his death by attempting to conquer all of Europe." The European leaders heard word of this and were frightened greatly. "We have to do something, two Asian2Go soldiers are on their way to destroy us in their rowboat!" said one leader. "We need to nuke them" added another. They all agreed that it was the best possible choice. The nuclear missile was launched immediately and only took a few minutes to reach the row boat. "
Unaware of this, the european leaders sat in the European breakroom eating sausages and cheese.
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"We our so genius." said a leader. "Yes we are" agreed another leader. Suddenly the nuclear missile warnings went off. "BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!" Red lights flashed rapidly as every European leader screamed. They tried to run away but it was no use. The nuke hit Europe head on. Their own, ingenious plan had backfired on them... literally.
A.Sian and C.hina could see the explosion from miles away. When they finally arrived in western Europe that day at 9
==='''Chapter 7'''===
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Campaign speech by C.Hina: Hello there, I am Charlie Hina, but most of you know me as C.Hina. I have been with Asian2Go since the very beginning. I am one of its founders. Other than A.Sian I am the only one who has experienced every Asian2Go adventure first hand.
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==='''Chapter 8'''===
"I am glad to declare that since the announcement of erection day nine months ago, the population of Asian2Go has increased by 879,346. I am Asian so it took about five seconds to count all of you." A.Sian said the morning of the election. "It is time to vote. Come up here and grab a ballot. Write the name of the person who you want to be da new president of Asian2Go." Like an angry mob, citizens grabbed ballots and filled them out. Hours of tallying later, A.Sian was ready to announce the new president. "Citizens of Asian2Go. C.Hina has 879,346 votes." "Yes!" interrupts C.Hina "That means I won!" But A.Sian was not finished. "But- K.Orea has fwee billion zillion million votes, so she is the winner!" C.Hina was
"C.Hina! where are you?
==='''Chapter 9'''===
Africa was scared, they knew that they were next to be attacked. They had also heard that C.Hina was on a paddle boat in the ocean. They thought that he was coming to Africa. So just like Europe, they decided to nuke him. Unfortunately C.Hina
Back at Asian2Go, A.Sian received an e-mail from Africa saying: Your friend C.Hina haz ben nuked. He is dead now and he
"Actually, I am both" she said removing a realistic mask, showing her true form... Barrack Obama.
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==='''Chapter 10'''===
"HAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Obama as he pulled out a banana to shoot A.Sian "I am gonna kill you!" "NOOOOO!" exclaimed a voice that
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