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==='''Chapter 2'''===
A.Sian, C.Hina, and J.Apan made sturdy boarders out of cardboard to keep out immigrants, suddenly the U.S military arrived, fully armed. "Oh, no!!!!!" shouted A.Sian. "This is terrible!" agreed C.Hina. J.Apan rushed out of the small cardboard shelter set up to keep them out of the rain. Clutching something in his hand, a single shot was fired, J.Apan died instantly, he fell to the ground. His hand limped and the small scroll rolled out. A soldier open fired on the cardboard box, reducing it to nothing more than a pile of scraps. The soldier picked up a bullet ridden laptop from the scraps. C.Hina and A.Sian (pinned against a post by two men with submachine guns) realized that J.Apan was in the box for a while, typing something. He later ran off to get it printed, but charged back in the box. He was hiding something. Whatever rolled about of his hand was important. They glanced at it. The scroll was covered in blood from the single wound in his head, and he was lying in a puddle of the stuff. The two whispered, but neither of the soldiers heard them. The man in charge of the siege, called
one hit the soldier that was pinning him down. He pulled his pistol and fired a single shot, it hit C.Hina’s leg. He fell. His body clenched up, closing his eyes waiting to be shot, but A.Sian had good aim. Just as the lead Soldier pulled the pin. The grenade was knocked out of his hand and fell to the ground. It detonated. The blast was deafening, and vaporized the officer, as well as setting fire to the humvee. Which detonated soon after. They soon retreated. They had held their land. It was a hard battle. One dead, one wounded. A.Sian goes over to the body and opens the scroll. It was a declaration of independence. The battle had just begun.
==='''Chapter 3'''===
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They buried J.Apan that night. It was raining and very, very cold which set the perfect mood, sadness. The ceremony took approximately twelve hours considering the fact that they had to dig the burial hole using only their bare hand and twigs. It filled slightly with rain water, then they placed the lifeless corpse in. A few tears were shed by both, but the crying ended soon. They proceeded to go back into their cardboard shelter.
The next day, the military was back.
==='''Chapter 4'''===
Czechoslovakia to help him take down Asian2Go, but they had worries of their own. Now that its power was known, all civilizations feared invasion of Asian2Go. The first thing that A.Sian did the next day, was get his laptop. It was a standard, fast Dell that was very dependable. He e-mailed Verizon, asking for a television station. Verizon instantly responded
==='''Chapter 5'''===
Preparations were being made for the attack. A.Sian and M.Ongolia had strapped the airsoft gun to the top of the car, turning it into a terrifying war machine. The Nation also stocked up on tomatoes stolen from the nearby convenience store. An Asian2Go citizen. Kim Orea (more commonly known as K.Orea) asked what the plan was. A.Sian answered by saying,
They arrived in NYC at 9 o’ clock. (Asian2Go time) A local police officer was standing at the border
==='''Chapter 6'''===
Unaware of this, the european leaders sat in the European breakroom eating sausages and cheese.
A.Sian and C.hina could see the explosion from miles away. When they finally arrived in western Europe that day at 9 o’ clock (Asian2Go time) the radiation had already gone... mostly. A ghastly figure emerged from the rubble. It appeared to be some sort of Human-Fish hybrid.
==='''Chapter 7'''===
Campaign speech by C.Hina: Hello there, I am Charlie Hina, but most of you know me as C.Hina. I have been with Asian2Go since the very beginning. I am one of its founders. Other than A.Sian I am the only one who has experienced every Asian2Go adventure first hand.
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==='''Chapter 8'''===
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Africa was scared, they knew that they were next to be attacked. They had also heard that C.Hina was on a paddle boat in the ocean. They thought that he was coming to Africa. So just like Europe, they decided to nuke him. Unfortunately C.Hina hadn’t brought any cartons, so when the nuke came, he had no defense. C.Hina was hit directly.
Back at Asian2Go, A.Sian received an e-mail from Africa saying: Your friend C.Hina haz ben nuked. He is dead now and he isn’t alive either. Your attempt to invade us has failed. (laughing emoticon)
==='''Chapter 10'''===
==='''Epilogue'''===
A.Sian and C.Hina went over to the old declaration of independence and poured pineapple juice on it. The secret message was
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