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You have found your culprit.
You jump up out of your bed in an awkward, flashy slow-motion, and confront the evil monster; your fan.
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You are locked in combat with this devious work of evil. Your eyes are spying on it in anticipating.
It stares at your eyes, observing your soul with
A moment passes...
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It barely moves... You can sense a sudden rise of tension... You feel a flow of air traveling through the room, carrying a malicious scent to your nostrils. It smells like horse shit.
You cough and gag at the smell, and it knows it has victory in
It randomly flies off and attacks you! You wave your lamp around uselessly.
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With your only method of defense and weaponry out of reach, you cower in fear. You run around the room, your mind playing a classic Scooby Doo chase theme.
It slices your beautiful hair off (you gasp at this ''atrocious'' act of evilness!), and slices your back. Blood spatters on the sheets, and you scream in agony. You fall to the floor, knowing that you won't survive the next ten minutes, and, in an ''amazing'' act of courageousness and stupidity, you leap up, and the fan decapitates you with
Omai.
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