The Fat Man Who Was Fat

Once there was a fat man. As implied by his description, he was very fat. Like all fat people he was always happy and jolly. However, this fat man was about to have his big fat world turned around...

This fat man's name was Faht Mahne. He loved his life. From his fat mom to his fat dad to his fat wife and his fat kids, he was a successful, heavy-set man. He had a fat house with a lot of space to sleep for both skinny and fat. Ever since he acquired McDonald's, he's been living life in the fat lane.

"Hello, world!" Faht exclaimed whilst waking up. "Dammit, Faht, why would you wake me up like that?" Replied his wife, Heftifa. "Oh, sorry Heftifa. I'm just ready for today! Aren't you?" "Perhaps," answered Heftifa. She continued, "I'm so glad the Mahne family owns McDonald's now. Ever since we've acquired it our profits are out of proportion... just like us!"