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Once I was sitting in my house, wondering what to do for the day. What would a bored 25-year-old such as myself do? Maybe read up on some news? Read some Creepypastas? Watch a show? I thought, and decided I would go on my brand new PC and try it out on some games.
I got it from a garage sale for only $10, strange right? It was even a pretty good computer, judging by the specs listed on it. The guy selling it was an old man who looked at me and asked if I wanted to buy it. I said yes, for sure. He smiled and laughed, saying "Good, good... just beware of the file." I was confused, but I, *cough cough* shrugged it off.
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It was a regular desktop, but the background was just red. It hurt my eyes so I set it to the default background. I looked through the files hoping to find something that I could delete. Then I looked at "My computer". 666 Gigabytes were used out of 1000. This was strange, since there was hardly any programs to be seen. Then I spotted a nearly 500 Gigabyte file in my program files. What?! A file can't be that huge! It was called "Death.exe". I wanted to open it before deleting it, to see what it was. But first, I downloaded an antivirus on to what was left of the drive. When I opened it, it said: "YOU HAVE MET A TERRIBLE FATE, HAVEN'T YOU???2"
That was from a Creepypasta. This was obviously a badly coded virus. But what could be over 500 Gigabytes and just be a textbox? I opened again. It said "DON'T OPEN THE .AVI" I shrugged it off. I saw a .avi file on the desktop called "DON'T OPEN PLEASE YOU'LL DIE.avi". I ignored the warning because, who gives a shit? Out of morbid curiosity I started the video. It was 5 seconds long and it said "YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT" with a face of some sort written in blood. Why? I say another file, called "666.txt". This was getting annoying. I opened the text file to see 4 words: "DONT OPEN THE DOCUMENTONTHEDESKTOP". That counts as 4 words, right?
So I saw a document called "TIRED YET?" and clicked on it. There was a single .jpg in it called "THE END IS NEIGH.jpg". That was from ANOTHER creepypasta. I clicked on it and it lead me to a final file called "KILLME.ggf" What kind of file extension is that? I tried to open it, and it asked me what to open with. There was a program listed called "Satan's Anal Cavity".
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YOUR NEXT!!!
[[Category:Cliche Madness]]
[[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]]
[[Category:File Extensions]]
▲[[Category:YOU'RE NEXT]]
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[[Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.]]
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