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I always liked Garfield. The fat orange cat who loved lasagna could put a smile in my heart and a special something in my you-know-what. WHen I was just a boy, I'd read the comic panels and laugh at the hilarious jokes involving coffee and garfield's love of lasagna. What a funny comic strip. What a lot of people don't know is that Jon Davis is a neo nazi who is part of the group that plans to overrun the American economy and blow up washington in 2014. I got my hands on the tape by emailing Jim Davis. The email went something like this
<poem>
:''Hey Jim Davis,''
:''My name's Steve, I used to sleep on your couch in college in the 60's,
:''Wil you please let me get into your comic strip job''
:''P.S. I really love Garfield, what a funny set of jokes about lasagna''
</poem>
Jim Davis never responded. Then, one day in the 90's I found a newspaper cut out on my table that had been left there because it was mixed in with my tax envelopes. It said "Garfield eats all the lasagna." It was a picture of garfield eating lasagna in the first, second, third and fourth frames before exploding with highly realistic gore the likes I've never seen on a children's comic strip in the 90's. The cat blood, bones and intestinal organs were highly offensive. The final frame had a question mark, with a caption below "What happens to garfield after this?Send your drawings to
Well, I myself make $60 dollars a year by clicking porn link bucks sites 18 hours a day. I had no intention on missing out on a million dollars. But, not being an artist, I didn't know what to draw. Funnily enough, I got a tape in the mail a few weeks later. A VHS tape, to be exact. It was a garfield VHS, one that was unlike any other, titled "Jim Davis Has Sex With His Cat" with a high resolution graphic of a cat anus on the cover.
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