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So I was about halfway back to my car and I see a light in a clearing ahead. There were about 4 or 5 or 6 or 7 or 9 ghosts standing in a circle around a burning cross! I was super creeped out! So I went to walk away and one of the ghosts spotted me. He said because I was one of the white brethren (I think he thought I was a ghost too) I would be able to join their ghost club!
 
I was like ‘NOT'NOT TODAY YOU GHASTLY FUCK!' And sprinted away. The ghost yelled after me to stop being such a bitch and that they have hotdogs and ribs at their afterparties so I should really reconsider. I kept running till I got back to my car and hopped in.
 
Anyway, my suggestion to you would be to stay out of the woods in north east Maryland… GHOSTS LIVE THERE!!!!!!!!