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<p class="western" style="text-indent:1.27cm;margin-bottom:0cm;line-height:150%">NNNNN opened his fridge and took out as many strips of beef jerky as he could. He ended up carrying his own body weight in beef jerky (90 pounds in wild racoon, 5 pounds in everything else) and he ran as fast as he could to the front door. Suddenly the power went off, and NNNNN heard the high pitched throaty giggling again, clear as the fact that the author of this story is off his rocker. It grew closer to him, and it lowered in pitch until is was a rumble loud enough to cause an earthquake measuring 300 on the Richter Scale. He felt the creature breathing on him as cold as a really cold thing that died and
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<p class="western" style="text-indent:1.27cm;margin-bottom:0cm;line-height:150%">NNNNN flew through the air, with his palms wide open and sweating bullets. NNNNN was flying through the air so fast, his purple-gray suit fell right off him. His eyes were the size of black holes.
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<p class="western" style="text-indent:1.27cm;margin-bottom:0cm;line-height:150%">NNNNN felt like he was stuck in a nasty slush puppy as he pulled himself out of the red-cold mud. "Hey wait a minute.
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<p class="western" style="text-indent:1.27cm;margin-bottom:0cm;line-height:150%">NNNNN was in bad shape, too. Since now his house had fully burnt down, NNNNN was homeless, hopeless, hungry, and worst of all, naked. Luckily he had taken some jerky with him, so he could solve the hungry part. He pulled out a strip of jerky and nibbled a bit of it when suddenly he realized it was starting to go bad. NNNNN threw away the piece of stale jerky and it landed onto a grave. "Oh hey,
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<p class="western" style="text-indent:1.27cm;margin-bottom:0cm;line-height:150%">When NNNNN woke up, he was stuck in a scary dark cave. The cave was so scary that he decided he would have to live in there for the rest of his life, as he feared moving [[File:Untitleddd.png|thumb|left|Inside the scary cave.]]anywhere he
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<p class="western" style="text-indent:1.27cm;margin-bottom:0cm;line-height:150%">NNNNN saw a mushy-room glowing in the darkness. It was a very dim light, but to him it was like shoving your eyeballs into the sun while it exploded and there was a guy running away from it wearing sunglasses while it exploded. Man,
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<p class="western" style="text-indent:1.27cm;margin-bottom:0cm;line-height:150%">NNNNN was faster than the ninjas, although the noise of them all bearing down on him at once was deafening. Then one of the ninjas lit his nunchakus on fire, and threw them at
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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom:0cm;line-height:150%">AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" But the demon from Quebec was not deterred. It trudged towards him, and with every step it made, it made huge dents in the floor that caused more red fruit juice to leak out of it. It extended
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<p class="western" style="text-indent:1.27cm;margin-bottom:0cm;line-height:150%">Someone had made a village in the time it took to break through all those buildings. I mean, orphanages have really hard bricks! NNNNN ignored the super bazooka and slowly walked over to the village, hiding behind a haybale, and took a look. There were about 8 villagers, all of them dressed in expedition gear. But there were 12 houses. One of the houses had
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<p class="western" style="text-indent:1.27cm;margin-bottom:0cm;line-height:150%">NNNNN leaped out and grabbed the haybale. He sprinted over to the pile of goodies like a berserker, and grabbed the over door. Suddenly, just as NNNNN was running out of the pile of goodies, he suddenly heard a voice say "Hurrhurr". NNNNN ducked down behind a section of burnt wall, but it was too late. Whatever made that voice had seen him. It slowly limped over to him, hissing loudly and threateningly, and NNNNN was curled up in a ball, praying that it suddenly stops. When the thing peeked
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<p class="western" style="text-indent:1.27cm;margin-bottom:0cm;line-height:150%">It was a guy. But not just any other guy, it was The Guy Who Likes To Hiss, wearing a garland made out of snakes, rainbow colored pants, and some weird thing he found in his drainage ditch! NNNNN looked like a dangerous idiot, so he quickly backed away, realizing what he had done. The Guy Who Likes To Hiss got up. He said "STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHP!" NNNNN replied "Hello my name is NNNNN, allow you to play the song of my people." NNNNN pulled out an alarm clock and a large baseball bat from nowhere. "I like to call this "Nightcore"." The Guy Who Likes To Hiss quickly changed the topic by saying "Wait a minute.
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<p class="western" style="text-indent:1.27cm;margin-bottom:0cm;line-height:150%">"Why are you here? Well,
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<p class="western" style="text-indent:1.27cm;margin-bottom:0cm;line-height:150%">Only a few hours later, NNNNN had got in his expedition suit with The Guy and Larry The Super Bazooka.[[File:UNtiteldeddddsdcf.png|thumb|There are totally trees on Mars you guys.]] Each one of them had a flashlight in their pocket. They were all sitting in a guano-white jeep. And THEN LARY STARTED IT. They were all headed to the nearest landmark, the temple of Da Uglee Gai. It was known that a being of such immense power as Da Uglee Gai would know the secrets to the best mustache in the world. Within 8 minutes, the group had finally reached the temple. It was a red pyramid shimmering like a ruby, with a large metal spike on the top. Several purple stripes that seemed to be glowing with pure malice and piercing into
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<p class="western" style="text-indent:1.27cm;margin-bottom:0cm;line-height:150%">"But guys, how are we gonna get into the pyramid if
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<p class="western" style="text-indent:1.27cm;margin-bottom:0cm;line-height:150%">NNNNN was the first to stand up. He looked around. The stone ceiling was a reddish-orange color, with four hallways leading to unknown rooms. They were all shrouded in shadows. The room itself was very cramped, and NNNNN
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<p class="western" style="text-indent:1.27cm;margin-bottom:0cm;line-height:150%">Wow that is scray! NNNNN leaped back in horror, and the ghost slowly levitated towards him. As NNNNN flailed around looking for something to defend himself with, he
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<p class="western" style="text-indent:1.27cm;margin-bottom:0cm;line-height:150%">When NNNNN woke up, he was stuck in a cell. It was stuck over a tank containing whatever because you know no matter how dangerous it is you know it
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<p class="western" style="text-indent:1.27cm;margin-bottom:0cm;line-height:150%">Chak Droeger summoned all the ninjas in the entire universe to fight NNNNN before running away. All the ninjas were all like ''RrrRRrRrRrrRrrRrrRr!'' And they all enclosed in a circle around NNNNN. They
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<p class="western" style="text-indent:1.27cm;margin-bottom:0cm;line-height:150%">Now that NNNNN lived inside the ghost, they shared memories. It contained a lot of character development you
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<p class="western" style="text-indent:1.27cm;margin-bottom:0cm;line-height:150%">Oh, and you might be wondering, How do I know all of this? Well. . .
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