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Did he forget to wash his hands?
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Did he forget the secret sauce?
 
No.
 
Irregular portions?
 
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt;">No.
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt;">Did he forget the secret sauce?
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt;">No.
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt;">Irregular portions?
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No! He cut off his own hand by mistake! He couldn’t get a prosthetic, so he used a grisly spatula as a replacement. Everyone thought his skills were ruined, but he did just fine with the new “hand”. It was an unhappy day, but everything was back to normal once he got back to work. One day, he was rushing to work, ''when he was hit by a bus!'' At his funeral, his boss fired him! Every Tuesday at the restaurant, his ghost comes to haunt the place after dark. There are three signs of his incoming arrival.
 
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<ph5 class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt;"><span style="line-height: 115%; font-size: 10pt9pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 1110.0pt;">The Hash-Slinging Slasher. </span></h5>
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