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{{Note|This story is a joke, don't take it seriously}}
I have to write this letter quickly, after all I don't know if he has discovered me again. You're probably wondering what's going on here? I'll explain: It was Friday night. I finally had free time and wondered what to eat for dinner. When I was driving home, I saw a sign on the side of the road. The nearest Mc Donalds is one kilometer away. Now I knew what I was going to eat! I drove to the Mc Donalds and was really looking forward to eating a Big Mac, after all I didn't know that it would be my last.
I got to Mc Donalds and went in. It wasn't really busy. Besides me there was a young couple and a family with two children. It was a boy and a girl, but I digress. Anyway, I ordered a Big Mac, a Coke and a Hamburger because I thought that a Big Mac and a Coke wouldn't be enough for me. I wish I hadn't ordered the hamburger...
I ate the Big Mac and finished the Coke. I was no longer hungry and had the hamburger wrapped in a bag. I continued driving home and already had a strange feeling.
I finally got home, but I was scared. I knew something bad was going to happen, but I didn't know what, so I couldn't do anything about it yet. I wasn't awake much longer and soon went to bed. I woke up in the middle of the night and was hungry again. I wanted to go to the kitchen and eat the hamburger, but when I got up things got really weird. I heard a terrible buzzing and with every step towards the door the buzzing got louder. I opened the door and now I realized what the buzz was. It was the Lavender Town theme from Pokemon red, blue and yellow.
I didn't know where the buzzing was coming from, but I was getting scared. I went to the Mc Donalds bag and wanted to take the hamburger. There was only a note in the bag, but what was on it scared me even more: "You should have eaten me!"
I wanted to go to the fridge, but suddenly I caught my breath and looked at the wall. There was a shadow in the shape of a hamburger with two eyes glowing red. I didn't look any further and went - still with the Lavender Town music getting louder and louder - to the refrigerator. What I saw then shocked me even more. The hamburger was in the fridge, but then it disappeared. The whole fridge started to get moldy. I closed the fridge and wanted to forget about it as soon as possible. Suddenly the fridge was incredibly moldy from the outside and immediately infected the apartment with the mold. Now I had to get out of here quickly! I ran to the exit as fast as I could.
I just managed to grab the car key before they were gone. I was about to close the door when it was lit too. Then the mold got me too. My body started going moldy and then I passed out.
Now I'm lying here in the hospital. The doctors were able to save me, but the mold etched away my right eye and left leg. At least I'm safe here, right? What's that on the wall? That's the hamburger! "''You should have eaten me!''" he shouted. He jumped at me, but what's that down at my foot? Is... that... about... A HUGE GIANT WAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!
==Der Hamburger des Todes (Original German Version)==
Ich muss diesen Brief schnell schreiben, schließlich weiß ich ja nicht ob er mich schon wieder entdeckt hat. Ihr fragt euch sicher was hier los ist? Ich erklär es: Es war Freitag Abend. Ich hatte endlich Feierabend und fragte mich was ich zu Abend essen soll. Als ich mit dem Auto auf dem Weg nach Hause war sah ich am Straßenrand so ein Schild. Der nächste Mc Donalds ist noch einen Kilometer entfernt. Jetzt wusste ich was ich essen würde! Ich fuhr zu dem gesagten Mc Donalds und freute mich schon riesig darauf einen Big Mac zu essen, schließlich wusste ich noch nicht, dass er mein Letzter wird.
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Ich konnte gerade noch so den Autoschlüssel nehmen, dann waren sie schon weg. Ich wollte die Tür gerade zumachen, da wurde sie auch angesteckt. Der Schimmel hat mich dann auch erwischt. Mein Körper fing an zu schimmeln und dann wurde ich ohnmächtig.
Jetzt liege ich hier im Krankenhaus. Die Ärzte konnten mich zwar retten, aber der Schimmel hat mir das rechte Auge und das linke Bein weggeätzt. Immerhin bin ich hier sicher oder? Was ist das da an der Wand? Das ist doch der Hamburger! "''Du Hättest mich essen sollen!''" rief er. Er sprang mich an, aber was ist das da unten an meinem Fuß? Ist ... das...etwa...EINERIESENGIGANTISCHEWAFFEL
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