The Haunted Paperclip: Difference between revisions

It was a typical day, when I was drinking my chocolate milk while playing Superman 64 when I noticed something odd. The mailman came, but he looked sad and depressed. He placed a package in front of my doorstep, and immediately started running as fast as he could away from my house. I put down Superman 64, picked up my chocolate milk, and opened the door. I opened the package, only to find a paperclip, a note, a used condom, and a note. The note was hand-written, and it seems as though it was rushed. It said "You have been cursed by the haunted paperclip. Sincerely, old man". It was then that I realized I had been cursed by the haunted paperclip.

I was scared. But what should I do? I started freaking out, and I knew I had to act fast.

==3:41pm==

I looked up how to remove a curse online, and I found a YouTube comment that could help me out. It's common sense that YouTube comments are always true, so I am relieved I could find an answer. It says that to remove the curse, I must drink a bowl of pigeon soup. Luckily, my friend went to ninja camp, so he can get some dead pigeons without being noticed.

==One week later==

I got the beak out. Now I can go back to playing Superman 64! Yay, happy ending!

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