The Human: Difference between revisions

I'm actually a completely normal person. But I have a secret, yeah yeah! Because I, yes ''I''! Own... Yes, I own something. And what I have is a... how shall I put it... another human, albeit in the body of a zebra! He always comes at night, sneaks into your apartment/house and doesn't make the slightest sound (apart from the sound of the hooves, the sound of the things he destroys and the sound when he slams the door)! And... You don't even want to know what this person in the zebra body is doing in your apartment! But, you know what? I'll tell you anyway! He uses your freshly cleaned toilet! Yes he does! Of course he does! And now... go to your bathroom and look at your toilet!