The Jason Saga - Onlytruemoons: Difference between revisions

==the buss ride==

and than Joe seid "I sicritly love u both" sed Joe.  

¨"cum in mah childs¨ass"

¨"OmGGGGGG¨" sed jesin ¨"I LERVE MIENCREFT

I KNO RIEHT¨" Meester yeh sed

PLZ FERT ON MAH FACE PEETAH AND JOE¨" esked Jesin

OH YAAA¨" sed Peterz

ERMEHGERD I WULD LERVE T2¨" scremed Jewseph.. and den dey all ferted en jesins face even meester yeh.  BUT SERDDENLEY SHREEK CEME THRU DA DOOR

SHREEK RAPPEDFUKD DEM ALL AND DEIR BERTHOLES deceyed erll of the serdden. .  But den Jesin grebbed Meester yeh annd fleew awey wit him leeving jewsish and peetah.  BUT DEN PEETAH SHREEK AND JEWSIF HED A 3Serm and killwed shreek.  Den they new dey needed to get reveng ern ThE Meester and Jesin.

1== Da -rize JESIN andof meester yeh and Jesin da prostitoode==

ROnald plaeyed a floot and sed ¨"I WILL GIV U DA NURGGET OF POWERZ TO STAHP JEWSIF¨"

WE WILL DESTRU HIM¨" SED DA MEESTER.  

¨"DI U FEGGET¨DUMMY" Yeeled peetah and jewsef using deir ferts to flie.

¨"NU UH UR DA FEG¨DUMB" sed Jesin.

¨"LETZ USE DE NURGGET!¨" yeeled da meester. and den Jesin held out da nugget butt den Jesin relised da nurrget hed a weeknes. and erll of the surdden Jewsif 8 the nurgget.

¨"U'll nevah stahp us now U TERDS¨" sed peetah abut to fert on the meesters fece.

¨"NU ME AYEBAHLLS¨" shrreked peetah.  AND DEN JEWSIF BLEW UP IN2 A MILLION MERCNURGGETS.   but Jesin and the meester were safe becus da nurgget was mejic.  and da hot saxy Jesin and hiz heir lived on wit da meester.

¨"NOW U WILL DIE FER LEVIN BE BACK DERE¨" sed gebe

¨"OH RLLY¨" sed Jesin and den he grebbed da meester sand flew up in da air.  Den le meester took out a pokebol and threw itat da kerby and insied da pokebol ceme out a little old ledy.  But kerby ate it and flew up to Jesin and da meester.

¨"now u die¨" said da meow pewtato

NUUUU¨" sed Jesin.  

But den wen she sew jesins heir she lerved him and ran up to him and trieid to rapfuk him.  But den de meester pood on her fece and she melted.  

¨"DIE U FGT IMPERSTER" yeeled Jesin as he used hiz new skell were he snahpped his fengers and da terds died.

¨"HURLY CRAHP¨" sed da meester ¨"DA BEENJEMINZ LEIED TO US.  But den when been walked in2 teh room he began to curllz up in a bahll and serck his thumb

¨"I WES JEST SO LOONLEY SO I CREATED DESE TURDS TO RULE MAH¨" Creid Been.

¨"ÏZ DERE ANYTING ELSE U HAVENT TOLD US BEEN¨" sed Jesin and da meester.

¨"WHALE DIS IZ NOT MAH TRU FERM¨" repleid been.

¨"OH RLLY?¨" sed da meester. And den ben pulled a cork out erf hiz ear and Green supe pured out erf hiz eer.  

¨"EWWW¨" SED JESIN.  AND den Been gru long heir and became a fet haeiry mum whu also hed old ceeriel in hiz aerm pitz and long dri wite heir.

¨"WHAT DA HALL IS DAT¨" SED JESIN

¨"IT LOORKS WORZE DEN DERA¨" Shreeked da meester.  

¨"I JUST WENT 2 BE LERVED¨" SED BEEN ¨"PLZ LET MAH BE UR FREND¨"

¨"NNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU¨" yeeled Da meester and Jesin.  Den Been fall over en 2 da floor criing.

¨"ATTAK!!!!!¨" Yahlled Gebe and Beenjaminz who were Leeding le armie.  so den Jesin snapped hiz fingerz baht it didnst werk Becyz Dey were UNDED!!!

¨"OMG HOW D2 WE KILLZ DEM¨" yeeled da meester.

¨"OH WEIGHT I KNO WUT 2 D2¨" sed jesin.  

DEN JESIN LOOKED AT DA SKIE AND CREID ¨"I CALL APUN ROLAHLD MEEC DONELD¨" and den ronahld flu down from da sky wering da most bootifel mc donald jump sute in da univerce.  

¨"I HEVE ARRIEVED¨" yeeled ronald

¨"U WILL DIEH MAH CHILDS¨" yeeled Peetah pen at da ronalds.  Den ronalds gave DA meester and JESIN MURE NURGGETS OF POWERZ.  

¨"OMGGZZ¨" sed Jesin and da meester. and DEN DEY 8 DA NURGGETS AND BLOO FIER AT DA SHADOWZ

¨"GET SHREEKED" sed shreek as he ferted on da meesterz face but den da meester doged it and den thru Firez In da shreeks mouth and he espoalded.  

¨"DIEH U TERDSECK!!!!¨" sed Jesin az he shot feir at Jewsif and gebe and peetah.  But den he reemembered da power he hed and DEN JESIN UZED HIZ ULTIMETE POWER, DA POWERZ 2 DESTRUY DEM WITH HIZ LUSTY SAXY HEIR. AND DEN JESIN FLIIPES HIZ HEIR AND ALL DA ENEMIEZ ESPLOADED.  

¨"WE DID ITZ¨" sed da meester.

¨"GUYZ LISSEN 2 MEH, IM A GURL¨" sed Jesin

¨"OMG U RLLY TELLINS ME DA TRUTH?¨" esked da meester

¨"YUS, I AM¨" repleid Jesin.

¨"OMG ITZ OKEY¨" sed ronald ¨"WE STILL LERVE U AND UR HEIR¨"

¨"INDEDE¨" sed da meester AND DEN DEY ALL PARTEED UNTILZ DEY HERD FOOTSTAHPS COMIN OUGHT FROM UNDER A REID.  IT WES DA ABENDED AVIL MIICKEY MURSE!!!

¨"NOW I WILLZ GET MAH REVEENGE ON U JESIN DA GURL¨" sed MiICKEYS. JESIN BEEMED DA KNOLEDGE ABOUT HOW FIEVE YEERS AGO JEISN KILLED ALL DA EVIL DIZNEY CHARACTERZ BECUZ DEY DIDNTZ LET JESIN IN BECUZ DEY WERE HATTAHS.

¨"OMG U R SUCH A HAHTTER¨" sed ronald and da meester.

¨"NU JESIN's HAIR IZ 2 SAXY FOR DIZNEY LAND.  

¨"OMGZ IZ DAT U JESIN MAH KING¨" sed santah claws.

"DIEH U FAHGGETZDUMMEH" yahlled le meester and den he surmmohned le mahster swordz

¨"HAV U BIN HEER BEFOORE JESIN¨"" ahsked da ronhalds.

¨"YA DOODE I AHM LA PREZIDENTE¨" replieed Jeisn.  Den dey walkhed 2 a giant palece in da centere of da citey.  

¨"WEHLCUM PREZIDENTE JESIN SHAE¨" Yahlled da mayer,  

¨"HALLO MAYERZ¨" sed jesin bahck  

¨"OMG WATS DAT" yahlled da mayer and den every1 stahrted 2 run arund and screem.  AHLL DA SUDDEN I GIANT HAIERY TERD WIT LEGS STOHMPED OVERE DA BILDINGS.  But den Jesin dissapeered.

¨"WAT WERE IZ JESIN SED DA MEESTER

¨"I DUNT KNOE¨" sed rohanlds and den da meester summonind hiz tiem mashine and flu up 2 da turd.  

¨"OMG DATS TAMES¨" yahlled da meester.  Den he used hiz lazer 2 killz it bat da tames wahcked da mashine awey.  

¨"HALP US¨" yahleed a rohnalds afried of tames.  But den Bahtmehn flu out  ohf da palece and thru a pookeball at tames.  Immeediatley a giant druhnk pikaschu flu out and peed all over tames.  Den tames started to melt and he flu awey.  Butv den da meester flu downe in hiz tiem mashine and wen he did da wind blu da batmahns mask ohff and Jesin waz Da bathman.

¨"OMG JESIN U R BATMAN!¨" yahlled ronhalds and da meester but den so nu une else herd he grahbbed da rohanlds and flu int2 da time mashine,  AHll of da suddehn dey wouke up in ancient Spartah.  Dey were stuk dere

Wen dey got owt ohf de tiem masheen Jesin ahnd de meester luked at ahll de spertanz arund dem. Den deir evil king taeincaem owt and sed

"U EMOE FUGGETZDUMMY I AHM GENNA FAKING KILL U WIT DIS SAENDWICH" He yahlled

"Wuw I cahnt beleeve u hav a cassle in seturn" sed rohnaldz

"com un letz goe insied ahnd exploer" sed de meester

"WHAAAAIII" sed Jeisn den de messter sed "we shuld find tein ahnd uze de nurgget of pouwer"

¨"omg I hav naver bin hear befur." sed de meester

¨"neether hav I" sed Jesin and ronaldz

bat den Taein caem crawlin owt ohf a whole wit evry bad gai Jesin ever faecd.

¨"WE R BAK 2 KILL U MAH CHILDS" yahled peetr Pen

¨"I WIHLL HAV ME REVENG!!!¨" yeeld Jewsif

¨"U WILL RAPFUK U UNTIL U DIEH¨" sed Gebe

¨"U SHULDV BIN MAH FREND¨" sed Beenjeminz

¨"I WILL RAPFUK UR DED BUDIEZ¨" sed esstr bunz

Bat den ever bad gai turned deir butz at Jeisn Meester ahnd ronaldz

¨"ULTIMAET FERT ATTAK¨" yahlled dem

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