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{{note|'''From the sick, perverted mind of Onlytruemoons, a stalker and creepy fanfic writer who apparently follows Jason on Instagram....'''}}
==the buss ride==
Joe Gabe And Jason were sitting on a buss togethere. Suddenly Jason culd notice he was invicable. Noeone could se him. and than Gabe and Joe realized it too.
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The End
==The Shrek, The Jason, The Gabe, ANd the mister==
Eerfter heving sex agen with Gebe And Shrek Jesin went to go finde Meester Yeh. When he did, Jesin told meester yeh tocome hev sex with him abd shrek. Meester yeh was like "OMG TOTES"
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And den big berd flew in wit a giant deldo and blew up evaryboday.
==Da Peetah==
Efter Big Berd killed gebe Jesin Grebbed Meester yeh end dey flew off intoo da peter pen lend. And den Peter pen sed
¨cum in mah
and den they went into teh peter pen house. Suun enuf dey saw joe pleying miencraft ern petahs compooter.
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DEy screamed in herrer es shreek pelled dewn his pents
SHREEK
Suun de meester and Jesin went T2 a farmmlez. AND DEN DEY SAW DEIR HEROE RONALD MEEC DONALD!!!
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aND DEN DEY FLEW OFF INTO DA SURNRIZE and new dey wervat ware wit da peetah and the jewsif
==DA ULTIMATE SHEWDERN==
Efter geattin da mcnugget erf powern fram Jesin Arnd DA MEESTER YEH's hero, dey saw a HUEG Fet thing in da sky gevvinga skenny thang a blurjob. Dey new Jew and Peetah ceme to deestroy dem.
¨DI U
¨NU UH UR DA
¨LETZ USE DE NURGGET!¨ yeeled da meester. and den Jesin held out da nugget butt den Jesin relised da nurrget hed a weeknes. and erll of the surdden Jewsif 8 the nurgget.
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BUT DEN...GEBE AND HIZ PERTNER Mew POOteto APPEERED!!!!!!
==DA TRU ILTIMETE SHULDOWN==
Onse Gebe appeared he semmoned kerby da blow dell. And den kirby lept at Jesin with huge clews.
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But when dey got ther nernia looked like dora da explerers cassle.
==DERA IZ NOT ALL THET SHE SEEMS==
sune Jesin and da meester arrived at Nernia whihc wes semhow inhebited bye da Dera empire. dey were abut to go in but den boots da moonkey flew frem da cassle.
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Oh EM GEE" sed preesten, and den dora ceme out to see wut da cemmotion wus all abet.
But den wen she sew jesins heir she lerved him and ran up to him and trieid to
"YUS U SUCK BAHLLS DERA" sed meester yeh. and den dey flew in2 da cassle invisable. but den dey saw dat inside da cassle dere lived a gaint fat heiry man verson of Dera.
==DERA AND DA BEEN==
Su onse Jesin and Da meester found dera dey knew dat it murst be killed.
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"YESH" repleied Jesin. AND EVERYTHERNG CHANGEDTHET Dey.
==DA SAHD TRUTH OF BEEN==
Su after beenjeminz sed so, Jesin went 2 go See if da Concil Erf Nernia still exested. Bat When he walked in2 da concil roome he reelized dat dey were all Giant terdles in discise.
¨DIE U
¨HURLY CRAHP¨ sed da meester ¨DA BEENJEMINZ LEIED TO US. But den when been walked in2 teh room he began to curllz up in a bahll and serck his thumb
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Jesin and da meester left teh cassle and set it on fire so no 1 culd ever live in itz again. But when dey thuoght dey burned Beenjeminz down he ectually beceme a frog in discise and began 2 follow th
==DISZNEY LEND==
Su sune jesin and da meester went 2 dizney wurld. And erf course Been da Frog follewd. Once dey got dere dey saw a herrible thing. Peter pens brether Meether pen.
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BUT DEN bak at DA battlefield were gebe MEW POOTETO AND JESIN FOUGHT SERDDENLEY GEBES SHADEW APPERED OVER DA SKY AND BEEN IZ HIZ TRU FORM WAS BEHIND HIM WIT ALL of da other enemes dat teh meester and Jesin kills.
==Seesin 1 Finalee==
SO WEN SA MEESTER AND JESIN WERE SWINGIN ON DA RIDES AT DIZNEY LAEND DEY SAW A MILLIOHN SHADOS GLEEM OVER DA CLLOUDS
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AND DEY ALL LIVED FOR A WHIAL IN DIZNEY LANDE WIT RONALD MEEC DONALd.
==Da noo wurld orderz==
Efter da meester, ronalds, and Jesin beet da evil amie of shreek and peetah dey were partieaing at dizney land fur a while. Sune Jesin Needz to tell da meester and ronalds soemthinz impourtant.
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AND DEN DEY BLEW MICKEE UP WIT NURGGETS OF POWERZ AND DEN BEN APPEERED INSIED DA SUTE.
==DA BEENJAMEENZ RETURNZ==
¨I AHM SRRY I JUEST WAHNT 2 BE LORVED¨ Criehd Beenjaminz.
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¨YURS¨ sed Jesin. AND DEN DEY ALL HED A TEE PARTIE BUT IN DA HURRIBLE SOUTH DA EESTER BUNNY BEGAN PLORTTING 2 KILLZ SANATAH
==DA JESIN POWERZ OF SANTAH==
Santah claws and da meester, Jesin, and da ronahlds 8 a bunch erf chiken mcnurggets.
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"WAHLE BUY DAHD" sed jesin and den he grahbbed da rohnads and da meester and flewz awey.
==Da Tripz 2 Nept2ne==
So den le meeester and Jesin wehnt 2 nept2ne 2 finde al evill Tanksgiving Turkkey.
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"jesin..U must be da knew kihng erf nept2ne" sed da Johnus and den hiz berdy decaid in2 le groundz
DATS ITZ U TERD" yahlled Jesin
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"LETZ KIHLLS HIM" sed Rohnals
"DIEH U
"FEEL LA POWERZ OF DA MEESTHER" sed le meeshter and den Fhire shoht ouht of da swohrd and Blu da tanksgohving turkeyz heahd off.
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And den dey all fluw 2 mars but la beenjaminz shadow cahsted orver dem
==Ehnter Tamas==
Su wen Jesin da Ronahlds and da meester goht 2 plooto dey wahlked 2 a gohlden cassle undergrund.
¨ermegod jesin u new dis plase waz a cassle?¨ ahsked da meester
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¨NO U DIE FEREVER¨ sed meester az he grahbbed da mahster sorde and choped of beens bahlls and hed. Den Dey had a patie whyle Beens body burnned in a boonfire. But Tames whsnt redy 2 die yet.
==DA MEESTER VITALITEY==
SO OMG I JESIN MESSAHGED ME GYS. ANYWEY HEAR IZ DA STERY
Sune ahfter dey thught dat dey killed Tames Jesin grahbbed da meester and flu 2 Gohthahm sity. 1nce dey arrihved every1 stahrted 2 clahp.
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¨OMG JESIN U R BATMAN!¨ yahlled ronhalds and da meester but den so nu une else herd he grahbbed da rohanlds and flu int2 da time mashine, AHll of da suddehn dey wouke up in ancient Spartah. Dey were stuk dere
==Taeine De King==
Wen dey got owt ohf de tiem masheen Jesin ahnd de meester luked at ahll de spertanz arund dem. Den deir evil king taeincaem owt and sed
"U EMOE
"NEEVER" sed Jesin az he kihcked taeins hed off! But den Tames crawled owt.
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Bat Jesin grahbbd de Rohnaldz ahnd flu 2 athenz. Littel did dey knoe Taine waz fullowing dem.
==De sad stery of Reinbuw Desh==
(serry gais 4 bein soe laet, I wihll maeak lots noew)
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"YAS" sed Jesin "he mast dieh
==De Fenail Bettle==
Soe Jesin Ronaldz ahnd de meester fowllud taein 2 murcury.
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¨I WIHLL HAV ME REVENG!!!¨ yeeld Jewsif
¨U WILL
¨U SHULDV BIN MAH FREND¨ sed Beenjeminz
¨I WILL
Bat den ever bad gai turned deir butz at Jeisn Meester ahnd ronaldz
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To Be Continued
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