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The seventh in the "Jeff Spinoffs" saga ( eighth, if you count Jeff Popping Antics)
[[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part 1.]] [[More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part 2.]] [[Yet More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part 3.]] [[Even More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|Part 4.]] [[Oh No! More Jeff Spinoffs|Part 5.]] [[Jeff Spinoffs Ahoy!|Part 6. ]][[Return of the Revenge of the Son of the Jeff Spinoffs|Part 8.]]
==The List!==
Jeff's Hair Destroys Toronto
Jeff Rams A Bum.
Jeff Tries To Stop The Pigeon
Jeff Eats A Celery Stick
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Jeff tries Call of Duty
He gets killed 1,000 times.
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Jeff fights an EVA unit
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Jeff Makes A Wiki About His Mary-Sue With Ridiculously Strict Rules, Flips His Shit When People Edit It and Calls It Canon-Rape
Jeff learns Spanish, and moves to Mexico... now he's Jeff la Killer
Jeff becomes giddy on finding Santa Clause
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Jeff Sprinkles Salt On A Bird's Tail
Jeff Is Killed By A Falling Meteorite
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Jeff Gets Bad With Cyber-Bee
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Jeff gets his diamond sword stolen by a greifer
Jeff The Blob
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Jeff Meets [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6hwDOnZzpc Anton From Tirol]
Jeff Plays Taiko Drummer, and fails hard
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Jeff Eats A Pot Brownie
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Jeff Plays The World's Smallest Violin
Jeff's Keyboard Gets All Gross And Sticky
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Jeff's Raging Hormones
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Jeff Gets A Giant Brain
[[File:Jeffsbra.jpg|thumb|YOU CAN'T UN-SEE IT!!]]
Jeff's Bra Needs Tightening
Jeff plays woth his aes. (the misspelling is intentional, it's a chat in-joke)
[[File:JeffOMGface.jpg|thumb|Jeff's reaction to the above image.]]
Jeff Breaks Suicide Squidward's Clarinet
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Surprise! As it turns out, Jeff has a third eyelid.
Jeff sings [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Yjm_xXPd4&feature=related Teddy Boy Blues
Jeff Makes Another Anti-Admin Butthurt Wiki, And Zalgo Smites Him For Being Such An Insufferable Asshole
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Sonic.exe taunts Jeff with "YOU'RE TOO SLOW!"
[[File:Woobat_BW-animated.gif|thumb|oh nooo!]]
Jeff Gets An Anvil Dropped On His Head.
Jeff Wanders into a Generic Cave and Gets Gangbanged by Bat Pokemon
Jeff Rolls His Tongue
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Obbly: jeff screws a balloon
:HenrytheElite96: what if the balloon pops
:Brick: then he gets another balloon, and repeats the process.
:HenrytheElite96: *facepalm* What if he runs out of balloons?
:Brick: then he moves onto goats.
:Sharukai: Jeff the Chuchacabra?
Jeff's Hyper-Realistic Anus
Jeff Zips His Lip
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Jeff recreates the training screen from Mike Tyson's Punch-Out with Slendy
[[File:Nobbysnuts.jpg|thumb|Nibble them good.]]
Jeff Makes A Poorly-Researched Theory Pasta And Gets Laughed At "What if spongebob is about ALEINS, by Jef th ekillr <3"
Jeff Nibbles Nobby's Nuts
Jeff And Slendy Switch Jobs For A Day
Jeff Gets Trapped In RUPEELAAAAAAND!!!! (Watch [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzpFk0XkQC8&feature=plcp this video] to get the joke)
Jeff Wonders Who Kicked Him In The Nuts
Jeff Takes The Douche Train.
Jeff's Dandruff
Jeff Whiteknights For A User Who Is Harrasing An Admin, Gets Banned
Jeff Balances Fruit On His Head
Jeff The Killer Can't Stop The Rock
Jeff can't stop *wubwubwub*
Jeff floods chat with fetish talk.
Jeff Uses The Dinner Blaster On Slendy
Jeff Gets A Purple Nurple
Jeff Can't Enjoy His Sandwich
Jeff Gets Something Stuck In His Craw
Jeff Inhales The HMS Titanic
Jeff Goes To Earl Grey Hell
Jeff Burns His Tongue On His Hot Cocoa
Jeff The Killjoy
Jeff Plays Little Big Planet 2.
Jeff Plays Wizards & Warriors
Jeff rages at the dreaded doom-pede.
Jeff In The Hunger Games
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Jeff Gets Equipped With Bubble Lead
Hellninjas: Jeff plays Persona and shoots himself. Brick: And there was much rejoicing.
Jeff Is Assaulted By Medusa Heads
Jeff grows a third eye and fires lazer beams from it, because why not?
Jeff The Killer Breaks His Hand. Then falls down a well after stubbing his toe.
Jeff The Killer And The Philosopher's Stone
Jeff the Killer shags Hermoine
Jeff the Killer gets a small flat in new york
joff the jaffakek
Jeff Gets A Hyper-Realistic Lip Sore.
Jeff's Amazing Laser Crotch
Jeff Drinks Yoru Milkshake! He drinks it up!
Jeff the Killer's Sexual Experiment.exe -Cleric
Kiff the Jeller
Jeff gets a makeover, becomes normal, gets therapy, and this story is so canon another jeff the killer story cant be made until the next marvel crossover event
Jefferson the polite British serial killer
Jeff Gets His Teeth Straightened
Jeff Has An Extra Set Of Testicles
Jeff Stuffs 100 French Fries In His Mouth
Jeff Wrecks His Motorcycle (wait, since when did he get a motorcycle?)
Jeff's Temper Tantrum
Jeff Makes A Horrible Blogicle And Whines When It's Deleted.
Jeff blanks a page made by the admin that deleted his story for being crap
Jeff Shines His Shoes
Jeff The Porn Star
Jeff Sucks Down A Whole Bottle Of Chardonnay And Gets Shitfaced
Jeff The Food Critic
Jeff's Beer Goggles
Jeff Gets The Hiccups. GO TO *hic* *hic* *hic*
Jeff Posts An Unfinished Page And Makes Excuses For Why He Didn't Make The Whole Thing Beforehand
Jeff The Killer and the Filler Of Big
Jeff Gets A Huge Rack
Jeff The Woolyworm/Jeff The Pube
Jeff's Dick Is Superglued To His Thigh
Secretly, Jeff is Abraham Lincoln
Why Is Jeff's Beautiful Head [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSgV_Dgug88 Floating Through Deep Space?!]
Jeff Gets A Stubborn Stain On His Favorite Hoodie
Jeff the Killer................GOES TO SCHOOL?!?!?!?!?!?
Jeff The Killer Gets Brainfreeze
Jeff Eats 3 Dozen Eggs
Jeff the Killer listens to Call me Maybe, then kills everybody.
Jeff is visited by the Three Ghosts of Christmas Past.
Jeff Plays Fetish Tennis
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My Three Jeffs. Jeff Dunham, Jeff Ross, Jeff The Killer.
Jeff Does The RAN RAN RUU Dance
Jeff summons the unstopable Gummi Bears!
Jeff Gets Eaten By Gabe Newell.
Jeffs The Killer in: Electric Latin Love
Jeff Drives A Dumb Truck With Tits.
Jeff Becomes Hyper-Hyper-Hyper-Hyper-Hyper Realistic
Jeff Becomes Hyper Realistic to the Ninth Power.
Jeff Posts A Pasta In A Horrible, Unreadable Font And Whines When Told To Remove The Coding
Jeff Watches Zany Japanese Commercials
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Jeff Beats His Chest Like A Gorilla
Jeff Is Dipped In Egg, Rolled In Breadcrumbs And Lightly Fried
Jeff vs. Sub-Zero
Jeff Digs Himself A Grave And Jumps In.
Brick: Jeff Is Really Hungry.
:Business Cat: And by Jeff, she means me.
:I guess i'm Jeff too .-. Jeff is now a verb, live with it.
:Doctorghoti: Everyone is Jeff: the plot twist no one wanted.
:Brick: God bless us, every Jeff.
:Doctorghoti: I Jeffed the Jeffing Jeff with my Jeff.
Jeff Is Distracted By A Giant Sandwich
Jeff Writes A Vore Fic.
Jeff Makes Hamburgers (just don't ask what they're made of)
Jeff Takes A Vacation
Jeff Coughs Up His Lungs
Furbearingbrick Bans Jeff For Blanking Business Cat's Talk Page.
Jeff Turns Himself Into A Chicken
Jeff and the smelly smell that smells...smelly.
Jeff puts extra Dick Salt on his fries.
Jeff accidentally swallows a watermelon seed and gets pregnant with a Jeff-Melon.
:Brick: Jeff-Melons are like regular melons, only they stab you.
:Shini: Well, if they were emo Jeff-Melons, they'd cut themselves.
Jeff Accidentally Picks Up A Giant Spoon Instead Of His Knife
Jeff Realizes He Doesn't Exist In The Real World And Poofs Out Of Existence.
Jeff vs. King Kong
Jeff The Loose Cannon Who Doesn't Follow The Rules
Jeff Runs Out Of Lipstick
Jeff Gets An Apiary
Steampunk Jeff
:Steampunk Jeff has a steam-powered knife.-MooseJuice
Jeff Bakes Bread
Jeff's Nipple Rings Are Pulled To The North Pole
Jeff Eats A Bag Of Dicks
Jeff Fails Calligraphy
Jeff Has A Severe Allergy To Spinoffs
Jeff Remodels His Lair
Jeff eats a can of baked beans. And I mean the actual can.
Someone Stole Jeff's Sweetroll
Jeff Questions His Sexuality.
[[File:Burning-tea-thumb17108864.jpg|thumb]]Jeff joins the Tunnel Snakes.
Jeff Becomes A Gangsta Rapper
Jeff Spills Scalding Tea On Himself
Jeff Listens To The [[BEACH BOIS HIDDEN ALBUM; FROWN|'''EACH BOYS''']]
Jeff The Bloated Tick
Jeff Drops His Knife In The Toilet
Jeff Gets His Own Talk Show
Jeff Licks His Chops
Jeff The Killer: The Ballet
Jeff Gets Shot In The Lapland (no! not the Lapland!)
Jeff gets angry at cloppers.
Jeff The Furry Fetishist
Jeff Paints His Toenails
Jeff Gets His Spine Ripped Out Of His Ass.
:FATALITY!
Jeff Coats Himself In Sweet & Sour Sauce
Join Jeff, and he will make your face the greastest in Koridai! Or else you will DIE.
Jeff Ostracizes a 12-Year-Old Playing TF2
Jeff Kicks Ke$ha To The Moon
Jeff eats a sensu bean and grows a bean stock in his belly
Jeff Grows A Second Face On His Stabbin' Hand
Jeff Becomes an Echidna, Admires his 4-Headed Penis
Jeff Gets A Golden Ticket
Jeff gets decapitated and his body runs around mindlessly like a headless chicken
Jeff Fights in the Civil War, Shouting with an American Accent and Stuff and Shooting a Musket at Union Soldiers Yelling "GO TO FACHIN SLEEP YANKS!"
Jeff time travels back to the Ice Age and gets stepped on by a mastodon.
Jeff Swims Up A Waterfall To Spawn
Jeff Goes on a Trade Server to Scam
Jeff gets his Neopets account frozen because he accidentally typed "crap" instead of "carp" on the message boards 5 years ago.
Jeff Tries Huffing Paint while Masturbating; Ends Up Fainting After he Finishes
Jeff Goes On An Annoying And Tedious Fetch Quest
Jeff Puffs Up Like A Balloon
Jeff sticks a live chicken up his butt
Jeff vs. The High Price Of Living
Jeff The Brain Slug
Jeff Is Angry At Being Ponified
Jeff Calls The Amberlamps
Jeff's Spaghetti Dicks
Jeff Gets Big Ol Eyebrows
Jeff Becomes One Hundred And Ten Percent Lady-Proof
Jeff's Creator Disavows Responsibility For These Pages, Nonetheless For Some Reason Considers Them "Personal Shame"
Jeff Meets Slender Claus
Jeff The Killer vs. Bob The Builder
[http://laserpotato.deviantart.com/art/Evil-Never-Dies-STORY-338780371 Worm Jeff] gets caught in a jam jar
Jeff In A Pickle (literally)
Jeff Tunnels To Australia
Be Vewwy Vewwy Quiet, Jeff's Huntin' HABIT
Jeff Plays His Boom Box Too Loud And Slendy Yells At Him
Jeff the Killer fuses with Larva to Become Burt from Monster Party
Worm Jeff Attaches Himself To Wolves And Is Destroyed By Her Swag
Jeff The Potato, EVIL PATRIXXX, Heron, Johnson, Skeleton, and The Broken Glass Beast combine to from the Trollpasta Megazord
Worm Jeff Becomes a Beautiful Butterfly
Worm Jeff Gets Used As Fish Bait.
The Early Heron Gets The Worm Jeff.
Jeff The Killer Does The Electric Slide
Jeff The Killer drowns in pudding, accompanied by Sonic drowning music
Jeff has a Batman Stuck in his Ass
Batman has Jeff Stuck in Robin's Ass
Jeff pops out of Robin's Ass; Batman goes Batshit about it
Jeff's Ass Pops
Jeff Forms a Tumor Shaped Like an Inverted Anus
Jeff Makes a Joke About Jeff
Jeff Spams URLs In Chat And Everyone Gets Angry At Him.
Jeff Tries to Go BACK, TO THE FUTURE!
Jeff Menstruates
Jeff Falls In Love With OC and Eats Her
You DARE bring light into Jeff's lair?! YOU MUST DIE!!!!
Jeff Uses Tweezers To Fap
Jeff Peels Potatoes
Jeff Sticks A Camera Up His Nostril
Jeff The Killer Touches Obbly Inappropriately While He Sleeps
Jeff Sees Pink Elephants
Jeff plays Super Monkey Daiboken and breaks into tears
Jeff Melts In Your Mouth, Not In Your Hand
Jeff duct tapes himself to the ceiling
Jeff Stabs Rabbits
Jeff Illegally Downloads Music Porn. Business Cat: Music Porn. The notes have sex. Obbly: Jeff's headphones are fucking his ears.
Worm Jeff Infects Jeff Fangirls And Make Them His Slaves
Jeff Fangirls Infect Worm Jeff's Home
Jeff The Killer Does The Worm
Worm Jeff Does The Human
Jeff The Killer Stops On A Dime
Jeff Smokes Camel Non-Filters
Jeff bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bombs Aaron.
Jeff The Killer's Unwanted Harem
Jeff And The Mighty Morphin' Pasta Monsters
Jeff Raps on a Shitty Rhianna Song.
All The Fanon Jeffs Join Up And Become Jeff Voltron
Jeff meets ffeJ
Jeff watches Porn and falls unconscious half-way through it
CD-I Jeff "Gee, it sure is boring around here!" *starts stabbing people, who then melt or explode into clouds*
Jeff is relieved that this list is over. THEND!
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