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Revision as of 22:12, 15 November 2012
The seventh in the "Jeff Spinoffs" saga ( eighth, if you count Jeff Popping Antics)
Part 1. Part 2. Part 3. Part 4. Part 5. Part 6.
No entries that have been used in the previous ones, keep grossout humor to a minimum, no Trollpasta characters, no Jane entries, and above all make them funny!
Jeff's Hair Destroys Toronto
Jeff Rams A Bum.
Jeff Tries To Stop The Pigeon
Jeff Eats A Celery Stick
Jeff Trims His Nose HAirs.
Jeff The Centaur "Plot twist: Jeff is a hooker centaur." -Business Cat
Jeff Tries Riding a Bike; Runs Into a Window
Fabulous secret powers were revealed to Jeff when he held aloft his magic knife and said "GOOO TOOOO SLEEEP!"
Jeff finds a Death Note and becomes fat due to having a new stay at home job.
Jeff tries Call of Duty
He gets killed 1,000 times.
Jeff fights an EVA unit
Jeff Converts To Judiasm
Jeff A La Mode
Jeff Gets Baked Into A Pie
Jeff Gets Cheated On And Never Trusts Another Man Again.
Jeff Pays $3.50 To See A Elephant And Is Not Impressed.
Jeff Becomes Master Of The Universe And Remodels Earth In His Own Image "That'd take a lot of bleach."
Jeff The Public Flasher
Jeff Buys A Turbografix-16
Jeff The Drug Mule
Jeff's Vuzuvela
Jeff Makes A Wiki About His Mary-Sue With Ridiculously Strict Rules, Flips His Shit When People Edit It and Calls It Canon-Rape
Jeff becomes a brony.
Jeff learns Spanish, and moves to mexico... now he's Jeff la Killer
Jeff becomes giddy on finding Santa Clause
Jeff finds out the real lyrics of Hot Limit, likes it better when he thought they were saying "We Drink Ritalin"
JeffOn. Apply directly to the forehead. JeffOn. Apply directly to the forehead. JeffOn. Apply directly to the forehead.
Jeff Drinks Drano
Jeff Gets Higher Than Everest Huffing Kittens
Jeff Plays Primal Rage
Jeff Pops His Eardrums
Jeff Gets Blood In His Underwear
Jef Cleans Out His Ears
Jeff Swallows The Transmitter (AGAIN?!)
Jeff Goes Skiing And Breaks Every Bone In His Body
Jeff Glitches Up
Jeff tries manscaping, despite the fact that he doesn't have body hair yet
Jeff's Voice Cracks
Jeff Plays "Dick In A Box" with Jane
Jeff Dragonshouts
Jeff Eats My Poor Meatball
Jeff in a submarine (burning in hell)
Jeff Plays DDR
Jeff Sprinkles Salt On A Bird's Tail
Jeff Is Killed By A Falling Meteorite
Jeff Gets Bad With Cyber-Bee
Jeff Eats Sour Patch Kids
Jeff Uses Fist Of The North Star
Jeff vs. Indigestion
Jeff's Eye Infection
Jeff Is Drawn By Doug Winger (don't GIS that name. EVER.)
Jeff Opens A Bottle With His Teeth
Jeff Becomes An Accountant
Jeff Gets His Toes Stepped On By Brick.
Jeff's Unkempt Fingernails
Jeff Saves Up To Get An Expensive Gun
Jeff Saws Off Florida
Jeff tries to reenact a scene from The Big Lebowski with Slendy but Herobrine stands in front of their camera so Slendy tries to get 'Brine but he dodges then Jeff tells him to go to sleep and Herobrine says he's a ghost in a video game so he doesn't need to sleep and then Preston Brooks flies in and canes them but Slender Man stares Brooks down and then Jeff and Herobrine team up and file a successful ;awsuit against him and then fangirls said they were all in love to Slendy and Jeff's dismay but Herobrine doesn't mind 'cause he thinks it's good trolling
Jeff Is Sad That Everyone Forgot His Birthday
Jeff Sniffs Panties
Jeff vs. Krillin
Jeff Shits Diamonds (ouch)
Jeff makes a diamond sword from said diamonds
Jeff gets his diamond sword stolen by a greifer
Jeff The Blob
Jeff Reads Fifty Shades of Scrafty
Jeff Sneezes And Blows His Eyeballs Out Because He Doesn't Have Eyelids
Jeff Steals Iron Man's Suit
Jeff Plays Rattle Me Bones
Jeff Meets Anton From Tirol
Jeff Plays Taiko Drummer, and fails hard
Jeff Eats A Pot Brownie
Jeff takes Viagra, doesn't get any reaction
Jeff Enjoys On Some Hash And Watches The People's Court For Six Hours
Jeff Has A Flamethrower That Shoots Chocolate Dollar Bills (imitation chocolate!)
Jeff's Head Is Replaced With An Elephant's
Jeff's Nipples Turn Into Lamps.
Jeff Is Turned Into A Balloon Animal By The Balloonatic And Popped By The Broken Glass Beast
Jeff's Face Melts Off
Jeff Starts A Bomb Scare
Jeff Plays The World's Smallest Violin
Jeff's Keyboard Gets All Gross And Sticky
Jeff's Raging Hormones
Jeff's Bone-asaurus
Jeff Resorts To Using A Blow-Up Sheep
Jeff vs. Fruit Flies
Jeff Is Attacked by SPLOICERS!
Jeff Eats Undercooked Pork
Jeff Swallows Jane...SOMEHOW
Jeff Can't Control His Boner
Jeff Eats An Entire Roast Pig
Jeff's got to have...MONNEYYYY
Jeff and Zalgo enjoy a fine dinner and argue over who pays the bill
Jeff and Heron steal a bike
Jeff throws a shoe at George W. Bush
Jeff is not a crook
Jeff goes back in time and gets involved in Watergate
Jeff votes Obama
Jeff votes Romney
Jeff votes Big Bird
Jeff shows Shockwave how to waltz
Jeff steals a sock from a homeless man (wait, he's already homeless.)
Jeff wants you to join the Army
Jeff and Slendy vs. Hitler
Jeff meets Crazy Quilt and the Joker
Jeff teams up with Captain Planet and fights Mecha-Romney
Jeff watches The Grifter
Jeff wants some other Creepypasta character to be overused.
Jeff's GONNA WRECK IT! Slendy can fix it!
Jeff Is Enjoying Those Chips, But He's Not Doing His Teeth Any Favors
Jeff And Weegee's Stare-Off
Jeff Starts a Religion Centered Around Weird Al.
Jeff Renames Himself Jeffery Rex, Lord Of Creation
Jeff Stretches Chat And Is Banned FOREEEEVER
Jeff The Killer Eats Krabby Patties
Jeff vs The Scrubbing Bubbles
Jeff vs. Jelly Jiggler
Jeff vs. Bobobo Bo-bobobo
Jeff's Strap-On
Jeff the Halls, featuring Cory Monteith as Liu
Jeff wifes in the club and is subsequently asked for 20 dollas
Jeff thinks there's more gravy than grave about Jacob Marley
Jeff wants his magic hat back
Jeff's Quest For Tires
Jeff Drinks His Own Piss
Jeff Gets Reconstructive Surgery Done On His Face Against His Will
Jeff Gets Turned Into Coffee and Wolves Drinks Him.
Jeff puts the "mastur" in masturbate
Jeff puts on Knee High Socks
Jeff Is Attacked By Vagina Dentata
Jeff Meets A Weeping Angel; Has No Eyelids
Jeff Fails To Find The Computer Room.
Jeff Gets A Giant Brain
Jeff's Bra Needs Tightening
Jeff plays woth his aes. (the misspelling is intentional, it's a chat in-joke)
Jeff Breaks Suicide Squidward's Clarinet
Jeff Makes A Hilariously Awful Pasta, Then Gets Butthurt When It's Deleted And Added To Trollpasta Wiki
Jeff And The Beanstalk
Jeff Deletes An Admin's Talkpage And Replaces It With A Rambling, Butthurt Rant; Gets Banned For 10 Million Years
Jeff Finds Out Sex Makes Babies
Jeff Eats A Macbook Air
Surprise! As it turns out, Jeff has a third eyelid.
Jeff sings [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Yjm_xXPd4&feature=related Teddy Boy Blues
Jeff Makes Another Anti-Admin Butthurt Wiki, And Zalgo Smites Him For Being Such An Insufferable Asshole
Jeff Screams Like A Pimpz Bitch
Sonic.exe taunts Jeff with "YOU'RE TOO SLOW!"
Jeff Gets An Anvil Dropped On His Head.
Jeff Wanders into a Generic Cave and Gets Gangbanged by Bat Pokemon
Jeff Rolls His Tongue
Jeff Chases, Kills, and Consumes Mice
Jeff Drycleans His Hoodie
Jeff Wears The Scumbag Hat
Jeff learns shapes.
Jeff Plays Chelnov
Conrad Jeffs And His Dancing Teeth
Obbly: jeff screws a balloon
- HenrytheElite96: what if the balloon pops
- Brick: then he gets another balloon, and repeats the process.
- HenrytheElite96: *facepalm what if he runs out of balloons
- Brick: then he moves onto goats.
- Sharukai Jeff the Chuchacabra?
Jeff's Hyper-Realistic Anus
Jeff accidentally takes the date rape drug.
Jeff Zips His Lip
Jeff the Ghostbuster
Jeff Drinks Wassail
Jeff turns into a miniature galaxy like the scientist in the bonus chapter of Uzumaki
Jeff Plays Ukelele
Jeff Vs. Hellstar Remina
Jeff Gets Contacts
Jeff Wears Sandals
It is written, only Jeff can defeat Ganon.
Jeff Finally Admits He's A Cut-Rate Ripoff Of Michael Myers
Jeff says 'Where's The Beef?" instead of "Go To Sleep"
Jeff swipes Kamina's shades
Jeff recreates the training screen from Mike Tyson's Punch-Out with Slendy
Jeff Makes A Poorly-Researched Theory Pasta And Gets Laughed At "What if spongebob is about ALEINS, by Jef th ekillr <3"
Jeff Nibbles Nobby's Nuts
Jeff And Slendy Switch Jobs For A Day
Jeff Gets Trapped In RUPEELAAAAAAND!!!! (Watch this video to get the joke)
Jeff Wonders Who Kicked Him In The Nuts
Jeff Takes The Douche Train.
Jeff's Dandruff
Jeff Whiteknights For A User Who Is Harrasing An Admin, Gets Banned
Jeff Balances Fruit On His Head
Jeff The Killer Can't Stop The Rock
Jeff can't stop *wubwubwub*
Jeff floods chat with fetish talk.
Jeff Uses The Dinner Blaster On Slendy
Jeff Gets A Purple Nurple
Jeff Can't Enjoy His Sandwich
Jeff Gets Something Stuck In His Craw
Jeff Inhales The HMS Titanic
Jeff Goes To Earl Grey Hell
Jeff Burns His Tongue On His Hot Cocoa
Jeff The Killjoy
Jeff Plays Little Big Planet 2.
Jeff Plays Wizards & Warriors
Jeff Jeff rages at the dreaded doom-pede.
Jeff In The Hunger Games
Jeff Gets Equipped With Bubble Lead
Hellninjas: Jeff plays Persona and shoots himself. Brick: And there was much rejoycing.
Jeff Is Assaulted By Medusa Heads
Jeff grows a third eye and fires lazer beams from it, because why not?
Jeff The Killer Breaks His Hand. Then falls down a well after stubbing his toe.
Jeff The Killer And The Philosopher's Stone
Jeff the Killer shags Hermoine
Jeff the Killer gets a small flat in new york
joff the jaffakek
Jeff Gets A Hyper-Realistic Lip Sore.
Jeff's Amazing Laser Crotch
Jeff Drinks Yoru Milkshake! He drinks it up!
Jeff the Killer's Sexual Experiment.exe -Cleric
Kiff the Jeller
Jeff gets a makeover, becomes normal, gets therapy, and this story is so canon another jeff the killer story cant be made until the next marvel crossover event
Jefferson the polite British serial killer
Jeff Gets His Teeth Straightened
Jeff Has An Extra Set Of Testicles
Jeff The Overrated Tranny
Jeff Stuffs 100 French Fries In His Mouth
Jeff Wrecks His Motorcycle (wait, since when did he get a motorcycle?)
Jeff's Temper Tantrum
Jeff Makes A Horrible Blogicle And Whines When It's Deleted.
Jeff blanks a page made by the admin that deleted his story for being crap
Jeff Shines His Shoes
