The Jimmy Nutrin Ritual: Difference between revisions

Do you love science? Do you wish to solve the mysteries that have puzzled

science for centuries? Do you want to create shrink rays, time machines, Robotic

himself.

 

 

== The ritual ==

other line, but trust me – someone heard you. Proceed to blow out the candle

and turn on the T.V. Sit down and watch the T.V. until you hear a knock at the

door. Open the door. A pizza will slowly pass through the doorway and the words

aggressive. The pie will then launch itself into the room and attempt to

decapitate whomever it can, bouncing of the walls until it loses momentum and

falls to the floor. You have the option to surround yourself with a ring of garlic

powder, which will do absolutely nothing for you. It is strongly recommended

pizza, because should you fail, this will reverse any damage caused once the

ritual is completed. This pizza will be your method of summoning the spirit.

watch T.V. with you. From here, you can ask the boy genius any science-related

question and he will give you the correct answer. To close the ritual, say

to the Retrorealm. Enjoy your newfound knowledge. If you plan on building a

AYYYYYYYYYYY

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