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But this time, he seemed extra angsty for some reason. "This is the last delivery of the day. I need you to get this pizza to 13 Demon's Street, postcode 666 EVIL." He bellowed while forcibly shoving the pizza box down my pocket, tearing my clothes to shreds. "We can't afford to screw this order up. Do you know how much Fredrick Fazbear's Pizza has been driving away business from us? It's a struggle to compete against lazy cash cow franchises that are targeted towards stupid children that only ever got popular because it came out at the perfect time in the Let's Player boom when everyone over-reacted to jumpscares!"
 
:"What an oddly specific thing to say." I barely managed to squeeze out of my lips before my manager grabbed me by the ankles and hurled me through the window, causing me to painfully smash directly into my delivery bike. I really need to tell him to stop doing that. We have, like, 2 windows left now.
 
== CHAPTER TWO: THE LONG ROAD... TO HELL ==
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