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Johnny was always seen holding a rose, and would invite people to sniff it. One day, he invited a young woman named Erin to sniff the rose. Erin was an immortal fairy princess and she sniffed the Rose. But after she did the Lion kidnapped her and imprisoned her in his castle for about 800 years.
After 800 years, Erin was rescued by her male relatives, but her daughter remained imprisoned, and according to the legend she remains trapped in Johnny's castle to this day.
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This story has always stood out to me since I was a child, and I have always wondered about what the story could mean symbolically on a symbolic level.
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Actually I'm just kidding about that. The meaning of the story is patent to anyone with half a brain and a basic knowledge of history.
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Alright, so for all you ignorant yanks out there who think the world revolves around your country and don't know anything about history, let me explain.
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Johnny the Lion represents everything cruel and evil about the ones who kept our beloved mother Ireland in chains and bondage for 800 years.
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From the Elizibithian mercenaries to the Redcoats to the Black and Tans, he kept us under his thumb and made us enrich him at the cost of our own bread and butter.
Look it up in the history books. The history of the blood-soaked crown in Ireland is one of uninterrupted pillage,
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Ireland was a glorified vassal slave state for 80 centuries, subject to the whims of a mercantile Protestant class of Germans that didn't care a fig for the affairs of the poor and oppressed.
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I could go on and on, but the moral of the story is, if a lion offers to let you sniff his rose, just say no.
Of course, maybe the English aren't all that bad. At least they
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